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YOUR TOP 10 DORKMOBILES

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self explanatory. the 10 most dorkiest vehicles you can buy today

Honda Fit

Honda Ridgeline

Honda Civic

Kia Rondo

Toyota Corolla

Toyota Yaris

Toyota Prius

Toyota Highlander (07)

Toyota Tundra

Subaru Forester

honorable mention

Subaru Outback Wagon

Hyundai Elantra

Hyundai Santa Fe

Hyundai Veracruz (don't believe the hype, its a turd)

Hyundai Azera

Kia Optima

Honda CRV

Dodge shortwheelbase caravan without tinted windows

Buick Terrazza

Nissan Quest (i hate to do it, but it still is dorky)

Toyota Tacoma

any wonder these are almost exclusively, ahem, .......

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Why the Subaru Forester? I know a guy who had one with the 2.5 turbo. Modded that thing to STi spec...it hauled ass and handled very well actually. It was always a big joke with him...changed around the badge letters to say "Fartbus" but that thing would move. Looked alright too. It was white with decent rims and performance/lowering springs and a better front grill.

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because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds

rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off.

:lol: You have absolutely no room to comment on the looks of a car, Mr. Aztek.
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Cory Wolfe

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If I had to come up with a list of current vehicles...

Cars:

Chevrolet Malibu

Chrysler Sebring

Jeep Compass

Kia Amanti

Kia Rio

Saturn Ion

Scion xB/xD

Suzuki Aerio

Toyota Prius

Volvo V70

Trucks/SUVs/minivans/crossovers:

Buick Terraza/Chevrolet Uplander/Saturn Relay

Dodge Dakota/Mitsubishi Raider

Ford Freestar

Ford Freestyle/Mercury Monterey

Honda CRV

Honda Element

Jeep Commander

Mazda B series

Nissan Armada

Toyota Tundra

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aerio hatch is dorky, but i can live with the sedan.

xD is alright. xB is just barely reasonable enough to not fall into the dorky class, IMHO> barely.

the aztek is QUIRKY. not dorky. besides, reread my first post, you can't buy an aztek anymore. it's gotta be something in new showrooms now!

caliber and focus wagon? I can see that.

bias? i only have bias against dorky cars.

I forgot the AMANTI!!!!!!!!! argh!

hey, as long as we all agree.....the tundra is dorky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

:lol:

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

Hey, that's not what the cool kids at the school where I teach think about me! :angry::lol:
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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

From the guy who says to be nice to me. :(:lol:

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Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:

you can't buy the 500 anymore either.....so there!

i can send your glasses back to you if you want.............

The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

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The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

Hey now! I'm most-likely getting one of those! Or a Regal. :angry:

Being that I have to get a car sooner than planned, which cuts into my Lucerne savings.

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Cory Wolfe

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

El Camino

Holden UTE/Maloo

Holden VE

G5

G6

G8

Millennia

Toyota Prius

Honda Civic

Toyota Tundra

I'm glad I drive a Millenia, not a Millennia. :P

But one car I really wanted to put on the list, but couldnt justify it over the others I put on it, was the Grand Prix. Such a dorky car. :D

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Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.

pffffffffffft! :lol:

A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo.

Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her.

OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls.

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pffffffffffft! :lol:

A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo.

Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her.

OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls.

She's the postergirl for dorkiness! :lol:

The coolest thing I've ever seen a Festiva do, though, was pull up to a gas station. The guy turned off the ignition, unlocked the fuel door, reached up, inserted his credit card, removed a nozzle, filled up his car (probably like four gallons) and did all of this without getting out. Awesome.

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Nobody even MENTIONS the Pontiac "dustbuster" minivan?????

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Pontiac Trans Sport

Pontiac Fiero- early years

Dodge K-car Aries or Reliant

Ford Festiva

Toyota Echo

Toyota Yaris

Any late model Monte Carlo with "Nascar" decals!

Scion- you pick

Saturn- you pick

Cadillac SRX

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reg, buddy, you haven't been to a Ford dealer lately, have you? There are plenty of 500s sitting among the Tauruses on the lots.

Are you serious? You found my glasses? :blink: :AH-HA_wink:

no 500's here. haven't been any for two months.

meanwhile, the chargers, 300's, and magnums rot on the chrysler lot next door. oh wait, those are all mullet or gangsta cars. my bad. explains why they aren't selling tho.

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