ocn's tip of the day

[ocnblu]

Yikes, if you're planning on being around polite company later in the afternoon, do not eat a veggie burger for lunch. Peeeeyew!

[Oracle of Delphi]

I would like to add, wherever you go, there you are!

[Camino LS6]

I've never eaten a veggie burger in my life.

[z28luvr01]

I have...a handful of times. They generally taste like compacted grass clippings.

I have a tip of my own: Lycra bike shorts and heated leather seats don't go very well together.

[Oracle of Delphi]

That reminds me, do not let women drive vehicles with heated leather seats in the summer! Someone I know, not going to mention any names, came in one hot August day and said something is wrong with the Grand Prix's air conditioner? It was not cooling her off at all. when I looked she had a big sweat ring around her back, the poor thing had put the heated seats on high and was driving around that way.

[ocnblu]

No air conditioner can keep up with all that hair.

[regfootball]

blu, I'll always take a TIP from you.

veggie burgers I like, but some can be nastier than others.

[ocnblu]

I now feel very guilty about global warming just because I've been producing so much methane this evening.

[Camino LS6]

You may not be guilty all alone shortly - I'm about to go get a Wawa meatball sandwich.

[Oracle of Delphi]

MMMMMM, Wawa!

[cletus8269]

what that is? i got a bloodhound gang cd and one of the songs is about a bumper sticker on a subaru in a wawa parking lot, continues to say do you even know what a wawa is

Edited March 31, 2008 by cletus8269

[Camino LS6]

what that is? i got a bloodhound gang cd and one of the songs is about a bumper sticker on a subaru in a wawa parking lot, continues to say do you even know what a wawa is

Wawa is like a 7-11 that doesn't suck.

EDIT: Been meaning to tell you how much I like the Vanishing Point stills in your sig!

[Camino LS6]

2 kinds of cheese... and sauce! :AH-HA_wink:

[Delta Force79]

I love Wawa...unfortunately I only get to go to one when I travel, as all we have around here is 7-11

[SuperSport623]

wawa....ive been to a wawa once.... none of them up here!

[Blake Noble]

wawa....ive been to a wawa once.... none of them up here!

KY is Wawa and 7-11 free!

I have been to the former once in my life and the latter twice in my life. The closest thing we have to either down here would be a Speedway convenience store and it sucks compared to either of them.

But, forget Wawa, 7-11, and Speedway. I want to give these guys a try.

I wonder if they would give me a Castrol Coke to wash it down with?

[K.C.]

I have never eaten a veggie burger, but I have eaten a burger made from chickpeas. It didn't make me fart though.

[Intrepidation]

Last night a almost choked on my own fart...it smelt that bad!

[K.C.]

This is the grossest, most hilarious thread ever. I am rolling here. :rotflmao:

What can I say? I like sick humor!

[K.C.]

Oh, back in 1985, I once had a fart that whistled. I haven't been able to replicate it since. I think that was my ass's 15 minutes of fame.

[Camino LS6]

:rotflmao:

[Intrepidation]

I had a friend that farted that smelt like mint. No joke. We called him "Minty" from that point on.

Edited March 31, 2008 by Dodgefan

[K.C.]

Well, mint is a preferrable smell to what a fart normally smells like.

[daves87rs]

Oh, back in 1985, I once had a fart that whistled. I haven't been able to replicate it since. I think that was my ass's 15 minutes of fame.

Thanks K.C, I just choked on my Pepsi after reading that....almost made it to the screen...

[K.C.]

I thought I would share since it was a fart thread. My mom, dad, and brothers and sisters would have fart contests after drinking alot of soda pop when I was a kid. Mom always won for the loudest and the longest. Ahhh, those were the days!

[daves87rs]

I thought I would share since it was a fart thread. My mom, dad, and brothers and sisters would have fart contests after drinking alot of soda pop when I was a kid. Mom always won for the loudest and the longest. Ahhh, those were the days!

I don't know man, my buddy could give you a run for your money...

I swear he can just about fart in song....

[K.C.]

I don't know man, my buddy could give you a run for your money...

I swear he can just about fart in song....

Ohhh, you are trying to appeal to my competitive side. Bring on the beans and the soda pop!

[Intrepidation]

Ohhh, you are trying to appeal to my competitive side. Bring on the beans and the soda pop!

In the words of someone I know, Bitch please. I'd pwn you.

[SuperSport623]

In the words of someone I know, Bitch please. I'd pwn you.

BV?

[Blake Noble]

BV?

This report brought to you by Captain Obvious. Thanks, Captain. j/k

[SuperSport623]

[Blake Noble]

Nice self-portrait, although I think you may have exaggerated a few details. j/k

[SuperSport623]

Nice self-portrait, although I think you may have exaggerated a few details. j/k

yea i know.. theres some major problems... mostly, my hair isnt red, and my upper body isnt that small!

[Blake Noble]

yea i know.. theres some major problems... mostly, my hair isnt red, and my upper body isnt that small!

Well, I knew about the hair, you aren't an Irishman. Now, as for your torso and upper arms, I'm not so sure. j/k

[Intrepidation]

:rotflmao:

[ocnblu]

I woke up cold this morning. I think the covers got blown off the bed somehow. But I'm all better now.

[SuperSport623]

I woke up cold this morning. I think the covers got blown off the bed somehow. But I'm all better now.

if you burned a hole in the covers, thats when you KNOW somethings wrong :AH-HA_wink:

[K.C.]

:lawliest: thread ever!

[the_yellow_dart]

I had a friend that farted that smelt like mint. No joke. We called him "Minty" from that point on.

I guess this proves that the slang is not the same everywhere. Here in Toronto, saying someone is acting or being "Minty" is saying you suspect them of being gay, but you're not sure.

[K.C.]

I guess this proves that the slang is not the same everywhere. Here in Toronto, saying someone is acting or being "Minty" is saying you suspect them of being gay, but you're not sure.

I've not heard that.

Hey YD, if you put a yellow dart in your butt and farted, could you hit the bullseye?

[daves87rs]

I've not heard that.

Hey YD, if you put a yellow dart in your butt and farted, could you hit the bullseye?

[cletus8269]

Wawa is like a 7-11 that doesn't suck.

EDIT: Been meaning to tell you how much I like the Vanishing Point stills in your sig!

thanks for that info

i looked up some pics cause i was watching the video from audioslaves show me how to live and thats when i decided to put it in there, the quote is what the dj says of course.

I got vanishing point and dirty mary crazy larry for Christmas this year from my dad. bullet is next to complete the car chase trilogy.

as for farting, theres a station from my area that had a guy on one morning that could fart on command, he did fart songs out. hilarious.