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Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

One of my fraternity brothers is the biggest stoner...his questions are more like "What if people had fins and could breathe in the ocean? Then you could spend all day eating seafood."

You then point out that it would be difficult to cook said seafood in a body of water, to which the inevitable response is "But what if you could cook underwater too?"

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Speaking of stoners, does anybody know where I can find a black helicopter? I want to fly one over Montana and scare all the tinfoil hat people there.

how much you got

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Mr. Brown Can Moo... Can You?

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Wow!

This is one strange thread.

We need to have another thread about sex, so we can have a thread about getting strange, which would be strange, but not strange by cheers and gears standards.

And then we could Polka with Dot, but only if we smelled it first...

And then if we smelled it...we would want to go fishing...because everytime I smell fish, I want to go fishing.

I'm fishing for strange, by the way, but strangely I'm not fishing for the strange I was talking about when I started this thread.

Where were we, then?

Chris

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Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.

Actually, Satty, you do just fine at killing a boner. Because sometimes when I read your stuff I think the human race ought to stop reproducing...

(just kidding, bro!)

Chris

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I would hate to think of what is in that freezer. One thing for sure, if I ever meet Satty and he offers me a beer from that freezer...I ain't gonna drink it.

Chris

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Actually, the freezer in the garage is full of cookies and ice cream made in preparation for the holidays. The beer is in the mini-fridge in my office/guest room. The freezer in the house has all the usual freezer stuff, meat, frozen vegitables and, for reasons I dont understand, a single unopened can of tuna.

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