Worst night of my life!

[Satty]

I'm out of beer.

[ocnblu]

There's always pickle juice. Why so glum, when there's pickle juice?

[Satty]

Odd you mention pickles. I wanted one this morning, but we didn't have any. I meant to stop and pick a jar up after work, but completely forgot. How am I supposed to enjoy a hamburger without a beer? Or pickles for that matter?

[usonia]

Oh, it's easy to enjoy a hamburger without a beer, but without pickles? That is just...well...I'm at a loss for words!

[Paolino]

What about some of that Poon Tang?

[Satty]

Maybe for dessert, but I'm majorly bummed over the lack of beer and sightly miffed over the absence of pickles.

[ocnblu]

Well there's a mystery. Why give thumb's up when he can't even see his peen?

[fightingbee]

They can't find the pickle either?

[regfootball]

What about some of that Poon Tang?

now you're talkin

[Nick]

I feel sorry for you and your lack of brewskies. My condolences.

[Intrepidation]

I liken beer to carbonated piss.

[daves87rs]

That sucks....

[Nick]

I liken beer to carbonated piss.

That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

[Sixty8panther]

There's always pickle juice.

or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

[ocnblu]

Well OK but what if you were married to Hugh Jackman?

[A Horse With No Name]

That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

Actually I like Mexican beer and Canadian beer but don't like most American beers. There is a small brewery that produces Albita (SP?) beer down south, I like that, but that's about it for American beer.

I really love Dark German beer.

Chris

[A Horse With No Name]

or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Chris

[trinacriabob]

Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Why are these ladies so unhappy? They're rolling in fame and dough.

Beer...maybe had a dozen beers...in my life. I'm probably allergic to the hops or barley, so that's a taste I'll never acquire.

Poon is ok, as long as you don't have to maintain it. Maybe, if like beer, you can pay $5 and get poon and then walk away when finished, that could be a good thing.

[ZL-1]

BOOBS!!!

Just to cheer you up

[2005 EquinoxLS]

I am not much for beer but I will have one of a nieghbor offers. If I run out of whiskey or rum then we have a problem. Or soda to mix said liquer with.

[NOS2006]

Wait, how could a C&G Records Thread exist without a surplus of beer?

[A Horse With No Name]

Good to see you back NOS2006!

Chris

[A Horse With No Name]

Good to see you back NOS2006!

Chris

[NOS2006]

It's good to be back.

[Justin Bimmer]

Well there's a mystery. Why give thumb's up when he can't even see his peen?

That's going in the signature!!!!

[ocnblu]

Whoa, I am honored, sir.

[Satty]

Time for a pizza and beer run.