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BOOBS AND ALCOHOL!

Satty

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Nick Newbie

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So far, this thread fails.

I hope you can redeem yourself.

If I don't see a NWS tag in the thread title before the end of the night, then I think a mandatory suspension is in order.

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Satty Newbie

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Actually, I should make this a survey. Which is better, boobs or alcohol? Both are pretty cool.

Oh, and I was joking about the pics, I'm not 68, I'm not going to start taking pictures of random women and posting them on the internet, thats mega-creepy.

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Actually, I should make this a survey. Which is better, boobs or alcohol? Both are pretty cool.

No, Satty, this is a super easy question.

Jiggly boobs dancing in your face (opening sequence to "Basic Instinct," sans icepick) is cool.

As I drive past a Busch brewery or am in the Napa wine country, I'm thinking "with people like me, they would all be out of business" because I find alcohol to be the most useless of purchases. (Not a Mormo, but Catholic, so we can drink, so that's not it). So alcohol, to me, is not cool.

Happy Mardi Gras.

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Boobs are awesome. The pub crawl was not. First of all, it was freaking cold, about 20 degrees when we got there. Secondly, I made the mistake of parking across the street from the gay bar, so when my 6'3, 207 pounds of pure, shaved head sexiness got out of the Cooper, I had dudes propositioning me from across the street. Then all the good bars were packed to the point we couldn't get any booze. The crappy bars were all empty and had awful bands. Our 3rd wheel couldn't find a guy to go home with so we had to take her home, by that time I was tired and didn't feel like driving to her neck of the woods. But here is the worst part. The boobs weren't plentiful. There were some here and there, but they were all fat chicks. Or horses that learned to stand upright. Or those dumb women who think that being old automatically makes them a cougar.

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The boobs weren't plentiful. There were some here and there, but they were all fat chicks. Or horses that learned to stand upright. Or those dumb women who think that being old automatically makes them a cougar.

Things become seriously depressing when there's no boob EXCITEMENT!!!!!

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reg, ol' buddy, it's me, remember? There are lots of things I think about before b00bs. I'm certainly not saying they're bad, I just don't think about them. You guys enjoy them to your hearts' content, though. Motorboat!
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Speaking of, i heard that if you were to get your girlfriend to drink enough beer, their boobs will get bigger. Something in it mimics estrogen or something... course this works for guys as well.

Beer has a lot of calories. It's called getting fat. :AH-HA_wink:

Moving on then... I have to say, I'm a bit of a boob man myself. I have insomnia, and honestly (and my friends used to love this line), "Back in the days when I was straight" (before I came out), I loved sleeping on double D's. C's are alright too, but anything smaller wasn't a good nap. Yeah, how no one guessed I was gay is beyond me.

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Beer has a lot of calories. It's called getting fat. :AH-HA_wink:

Moving on then... I have to say, I'm a bit of a boob man myself. I have insomnia, and honestly (and my friends used to love this line), "Back in the days when I was straight" (before I came out), I loved sleeping on double D's. C's are alright too, but anything smaller wasn't a good nap. Yeah, how no one guessed I was gay is beyond me.

Yep, my girlfriend's got some nice pillows. :)

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