Billy Mays vs. Shamwow Guy

[Justin Bimmer]

[Intrepidation]

The ending was EPIC!

[FAPTurbo]

I wonder if that Vince dude knows how well a shamwow can soak up hooker blood.

[Justin Bimmer]

The ending was EPIC!

NOBODY SPOIL THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the_yellow_dart]

I think I just killed a few brain cells watching that.

[ShadowDog]

Vince makes the more subdued pitch while Billy makes like a Carnie-booth operator you want to point the BB gun at.

[Croc]

NOBODY SPOIL THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but as I said in another thread...

PINGAS IS PLAYED OUT

P-L-A-Y-E-D

O-U-T

Go find a new joke.

Edited April 19, 2009 by Croc

[Justin Bimmer]

I wasn't even looking for PINGAS when I was watching this video. It just appeared at the end. That's what made if funny for me. Apparently, some people still think it is funny, but I can understand why you feel it is played out.

[Camino LS6]

This is one time that I'm glad the sound on my machine doesn't work.

Two words out of Billy Mays mouth, and I want to commit voilent acts.

I hate that guy.

[Intrepidation]

They both bug the crap out of me, but the ending was totally worth it.

[Robert Hall]

Cash in the Trash.

[Intrepidation]

Nani?

[Camino LS6]

"Vince" kinda cracks me up, but "Billy" I just want to punch in the throat.

[Robert Hall]

Whenever I hear of Billy, I think of the retired baseball player.

[Robert Hall]

The real question, though, does anyone here have experience w/ ShamWow or Zorbeez? Seems like they would be great if they actually work..

[Nick]

Sorry, but as I said in another thread...

PINGAS IS PLAYED OUT

P-L-A-Y-E-D

O-U-T

Go find a new joke.

.

Lame meme is lame.

[Croc]

I wasn't even looking for PINGAS when I was watching this video. It just appeared at the end. That's what made if funny for me. Apparently, some people still think it is funny, but I can understand why you feel it is played out.

It's played out on this site. Seems to be cropping up in new threads every day here.

[Robert Hall]

Plorchers!

[Satty]

[Intrepidation]

[Croc]

Now THAT is funny.

I can always count on Satty to redeem the humor of a given thread. He's truly an artisan of his craft.

[siegen]

Ahh, Billy Mays samples spammed in Left 4 Dead mic, hahahaha!!

[Justin Bimmer]

WOW! Satty! very nice!

CASH

IN

THE

TRASH!

Popular Mechanics says the ShamWow works better than the Zorbie

[FAPTurbo]

Ahh, Billy Mays samples spammed in Left 4 Dead mic, hahahaha!!

Some asshole did that a few days ago. People like that make me want to shove their headsets so far up their ass, not even a 'Smoker' would be able to pull it out.

[mustang84]

[Teh Ricer Civic!]

Some asshole did that a few days ago. People like that make me want to shove their headsets so far up their ass, not even a 'Smoker' would be able to pull it out.

Oh i don't know, i think a smoker could do it.

[Cory Wolfe]

I want to buy a Shamwow and see if it really can soak up anything.

[ShadowDog]

Cash in the Trash.

CAAASH

IIIN

THEEE

TRAAASH!

On that note, yes, my wife picked up a box of ShamWow from, Walmart?, maybe? It works pretty darned good. Not that we've experienced any 2 litre Cola spills with coffee in the exact same spot on the carpet, or anywhere else for that matter; but, we do use it for cleaning. We also put it under the drip rack when drying the oddball dishes when the washer is full. We don't have to use the tray anymore as it catches all the water. Then we pull it out to dry any remaining pot and pans too big for the rack and everything is done. All we do is wring it out and hang it to dry.

Miracle towel? Eh... all I can say is that it does a better job drying as compared to a terry-cloth because you can wring it out like a sponge while the cloth is still 'wet' and just smears the water around.

[Robert Hall]

I want to buy a Shamwow and see if it really can soak up anything.

I'd like to see how it works on dog urine... since I'm always cleaning that up off the tile and hardwood floors. Or oil off of the driveway, from my sister's old Merc that can piss a quart in 15 minutes. (I use kitty litter under that car).

[mustang84]

I heard the secret to getting Shamwow to work properly is that you have to get it slightly wet first. I guess when it's dry it doesn't soak up moisture as well.

[Justin Bimmer]

Most chamois need to be partially wet

[Nick]

I want to buy a Shamwow and see if it really can soak up anything.

It will even absorb your f@#king dog!

[daves87rs]

Crazy....

[Intrepidation]

[Croc]

OK, so now we're entering a fad of posting random pictures with "PINGAS" on objects?

The three keys to successful humor are:

1. Brevity

2. Cleverness

3. Originality

In that order.

[Teh Ricer Civic!]

[Camino LS6]

Synthetic Chamois have been around forever - and they work.

Check your local Pep Boys for something called "The Absorber" - same thing except it comes in a plastic tube to keep it from drying out completely.

Yeah, they need to be slightly moist to work.