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What's The Least Classy Vehicle You Can Drive?

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What's The Least Classy Vehicle You Can Drive?

Class in America is better defined by someone's actions and tastes than their wealth. Your daddy may have money, but if you've airbrushed a curvy woman on your Bentley, you ain't classy. What's the least classy vehicle you can drive?

It's one of those great automotive ironies that the Zimmer Motor Company was designed to create the kinds of classic American and European vehicles used by the upper classes. Unfortunately, the Mustang/Town Car-based neo-classical automobiles scream "tasteless dude in a Member's Only jacket snorting bad cocaine." This isn't to say the cars aren't interesting or even cool, in their own way, but it's impossible to drive one and be classy. It's the opposite of classy. And the worst is the the Zimmer Quicksilver, which combined the Trailer Park sportiness of the Pontiac Fiero with a random mix of "only classy in the 1980s" styling cues.

It's the kind of car owned by a guy who might yell out "Anyone up for going to a titty bar?" in the middle of wake. But is it the least classy vehicle? Pull out your "Bikini Inspector" hats and go to work sleuthing the least classy vehicle.

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http://jalopnik.com/5574483/whats-the-least-classy-vehicle-you-can-drive

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If the choice has to come from new cars, the Dodge Challenger I'd put up there. Pick-up trucks aren't too classy either, neither is a Jeep Wrangler. Maybe a Scion box, those are pretty lame, although maybe not the least classy thing.

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A J-Body convertible with rusted rockers, dents, miss matched body panels, torn roof, tape holding a mirror on, hubcaps on the back that are different from the one on the front, a donut for the other front wheel, a wing obviously not designed to fit it, and an Autobot or Decepticon sticker somewhere on it. .

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A J-Body convertible with rusted rockers, dents, miss matched body panels, torn roof, tape holding a mirror on, hubcaps on the back that are different from the one on the front, a donut for the other front wheel, a wing obviously not designed to fit it, and an Autobot or Decepticon sticker somewhere on it. .

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:withstupid: i cant stand to see people do that to 80's 2 dr caprices, monte carlos, or any A, B, G bodies from the 70;s Edited by cletus8269
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Donk

Ford Excursion lifted so high the kids need a rope ladder to get in.

H2 with donk wheels

Fartcan Ricer Honda, DSM, etc. with flames, spoilers and other general ugliness.

Suzuki X90

Nissan Cube

Kia SOUL

That Mercedes-Benz SUV/wagon (R-Class?) thats shaped like a huge lump of poo.

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Subaru Brat

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