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On 3/24/2021 at 11:59 AM, trinacriabob said:

I could make this a random thought but thought it was more suited to be a joke.

We've heard the expression supporting what is home grown:

"If it ain't Boeing, it ain't going."

Ok, well, the following is a Boeing product, the B-757, and, according to the news, "it ain't going."

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Because if you ain't spending the money to fix its Rolls Royce* engines, then it definitely ain't going.

* hmmm, Rolls Royce ... when home grown Pratt & Whitney is "the other" major supplier of engines for this aircraft

The irony here is that the plane was formerly owned by a Mexican airline...given all of the flap about Trump and Mexicans. 

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26 minutes ago, oldshurst442 said:

 

Not sure which is funnier, his It Sounds Greek or his attempt to stay alive as he looks like he is about to have a major Coronary.  😆

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2 hours ago, balthazar said:

This HAS to be a joke. You literally pay for the hardware & software, you OWN it... but it doesn't 'work' unless you pay again. 

 

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BMW already tried this with Apple CarPlay, failed, and ended up giving it out for free with the car.... and that arguably might have some merit to it because then you'd be paying for updates etc....    what updates do I need to heated seat software though? It has 4 settings.. high, medium, low, and off. 

Edit: I Do see merit for charging a subscription for SuperCruise however (and Cadillac does after I think 3 years) because it costs GM an enormous amount of money to keep the LIDAR maps up to date.  I could see GM eventually partnering with another company (Honda for Acura is the first to come to mind) to sell the LIDAR data for other autonomous systems. 

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Every Mexican and Mexican-American I've told this one to nods, smiles, and/or laughs, so it passes the "ok" test ...

Q:  Why were there only 500 Mexicans at the Alamo?

A:  They only took 7 cars.

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6 minutes ago, Drew Dowdell said:

You're like 4 weeks late for this one....

Better late than never. 

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5 hours ago, A Horse With No Name said:

Better late than never. 

I thought that is what your girlfriend in HighSchool or was it College said? ;) 

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7 hours ago, Drew Dowdell said:

You're like 4 weeks late for this one....

 

7 hours ago, A Horse With No Name said:

Better late than never. 

 

He (you) was not late...(🇬🇷 Greek) Orthodox Easter was yesterday    🤙  

:D

I thought I had heard ALL the blonde jokes there can possibly be.

Along comes Mr. Horse with No Name and pleasantly and hilariously surprises me. 

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THAT is funny!

 

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