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Saying I heard:

"A poor Republican is like a cow that is pro-leather."

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  • I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain
  • On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
  • Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
  • A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
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Q:  Why did the state of Arkansas have neither Halloween nor Thanksgiving in 1993?

A:  The witch moved to Washington and took the turkey with her.

Just repeating a joke I heard ...

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Have you noticed how rarely you see DeLoreans on the road?

Apparently their owners only drive from time to time.

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Q:  What do you call a dog that can tell time?

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A:  A watchdog

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Q:  What do tornadoes and divorces in Appalachia have in common?

A:  Either way, you lose the mobile home.

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Q: What is Covid-19 Really called?

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A:The Boomer Remover!

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millennials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.
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