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How in high school you had the biggest crush on a girl. Would do anything for her just to see her smile, or would do anything for her just to make her day.

Then, you go years without talking. And you meet up at a bowling alley, exchange #'s and she's blowing your phone up 24/7?

Damn, I love the feeling. :yes:

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I don't know.. still in high school.

BTW, did you call at like 3AM last morning? lol (who says last morning.. seriously?)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sure did. You should have answered! I was at some house party and some girls were there I was like "&#036;h&#33;, where is Frank & Ray at they will appreciate this!"
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There's a girl I went to high school with that is to this day the epitome

of perfection in my eyes. Blonde, green eyes, muscular but a bit more

"curvaceous" than most guys's "ideals". Sexy long legs, big, natrual

well shaped chest and a just a little junk in the trunk. She was on the

Soccer team and her long gorgeous blonde hair used to glisten in the

sun like honey while her lips were that perfect shape...

But I was not one of the rich or popular kids, I never had a chance.

Funny thing is her mom drove a baby blue 1992 Olds Custom Cruiser.

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(drunk guy voice on voicemail)

"Heeeey Nos! Wake up! Oh Frannnnnkieeeeeee... where you at, motha f@#ka? There's some chicks here askin' for your dumb ass! Oh effin' f@#k it man... I gotta tell you somethin' since you're not there... I... I... I EFFIN' LOVE YOU MAN! YOU'RE SOOO HOT! I mean... oh &#036;h&#33;... nevermind. Gotta go... chicks, man!"

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(drunk guy voice on voicemail)

"Heeeey Nos!  Wake up!  Oh Frannnnnkieeeeeee... where you at, motha f@#ka?  There's some chicks here askin' for your dumb ass!  Oh effin' f@#k it man... I gotta tell you somethin' since you're not there... I... I... I EFFIN' LOVE YOU MAN!  YOU'RE SOOO HOT!  I mean... oh &#036;h&#33;... nevermind.  Gotta go... chicks, man!"

:lol:

I almost choked on my coke after reading that...

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"How in high school you had the biggest crush on a girl. Would do anything for her just to see her smile, or would do anything for her just to make her day."

yeah, well hopefully i can nail her and make her day at the 20th reunion this summer if her husband doesn't come with or steps out of the room for awhile.....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. nah, wouldn't ever happen but its a fun idea. unless the wife would allow it/join in.

crushes do last forever.

if you get to nail them someday its PRICELESS

Josh, you're such an inspiration! they ought to call you the CLOSER.

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