MOVIE STARS AND MUSICIANS YOU'D LOVE TO HAVE naked

[Croc]

haha that's funny RE: Clay...haha when I first saw his pic in the paper my first thought was "Melissa Etheridge got a new haircut??" no joke. When I saw Clay, I first thought he was a lesbian.

[trinacriabob]

Melissa Etheridge

Now, that's some serious "munchin' "

I wanna come over

To hell with the consequence

Have you heard the lyrics to this one? Sounds like she wants to go over to some chick's house but there's apparently a bull dyke with mean left hook that stands guard over the object of desire.

[Croc]

no clue...but i know she says she writes her lyrics as a human and not as a lesbian...so they can be universal.

[regfootball]

Oh, Dan Cortese--totally forgot about him!  Hell yeah.

Oh, and this will probably be the gayest thing I'll ever say, but, uh, Ricky Martin.

yeah, that's pretty darn gay!

Edited May 23, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

Now, that's some serious "munchin' "

I wanna come over

To hell with the consequence

Have you heard the lyrics to this one? Sounds like she wants to go over to some chick's house but there's apparently a bull dyke with mean left hook that stands guard over the object of desire.

i am a huge melissa etheridge fan, but her recent butchness even turns me off. to top it off, she hooked up with Tammy Lynn Michaels, who I USED to think was hot.

ever listen to that song 'AN UNUSUAL KISS'? if dat ain't a LESBIAN SONG....than i don't know what is. I almost get sick listening to the song.

Still I think she rocks.

[regfootball]

speaking of gay.....

kenny chesney...HE'S GOTTA BE!

and I'm sorry, I don't care if he's married to the GINORMOUS and unbelievable KELLY BROOK, but this guy sounds off my beginner level GAYDAR (special 'guest privileges only for the purpose of this thread').

BILLY ZANE

Edited May 23, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

by the way

KELLY BROOK for the uninformed

[regfootball]

CHARLOTTE CHURCH - she has the British diva thing down

[regfootball]

sorry, if they have brown hair and have the ability to move on their own power, than I pretty much am in complete awe.

add musical ability to their skill set and you pretty much turn me into jello.

hey, my wife has brown hair and lots of musical ability. HMMMMMMM.......

Edited May 23, 2006 by regfootball

[gerardo]

Shakira is hot. And she really knows how to move .

Edited May 23, 2006 by gerardo

[Turbojett]

Oh hell YES. Definetely.

How the hell could I have forgotten about Shakira and that gorgeous little ass she loves to shake so much.

Mmmmm God I wanna bite it so bad.

[ocnblu]

Yeah reg, Kenny Chesney seems very gay to me, but I think you say Billy Zane is gay because you think he's hot. Don't deny it. You'd give him a tongue bath. Yeah.

[trinacriabob]

Billy Zane

Do some of these guys get collagen injections in their lips?

[Flybrian]

'Ginormous Kelly Brock'

[sciguy_0504]

Shakira, I don't know. She is slightly good to look at and her breasts are "small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" but to listen to her sing is another story.

Will Young, haha. Gareth Gates should have won, anyway. He stutters but not when he sings. Definately a sympathy vote.

Speaking of Idol winners/contestants...

Anthony Callea - Australian Idol Season 1 runner-up (has outsold the winner by a rediculous margin; Italian heritage and short):

Heinz Winckler - South African Idol Season 1 winner:

Taufik Batisah - Singapore Idol Season 1 winner:

Carrie Underwood - American Idol Season 4 winner (love my country girls):

Alexander Klaws - German Idol Season 1 winner:

Wilmer Valderrama:

Andy Roddick (tennis star):

[the_yellow_dart]

Andy Roddick (tennis star):

He looks like Sean William Scott.

[Hudson]

SciGuy:

Should Carrie Underwood be honored to be put among a list of guys? I can see this one going either way.

[regfootball]

Yeah reg, Kenny Chesney seems very gay to me, but I think you say Billy Zane is gay because you think he's hot.  Don't deny it.  You'd give him a tongue bath.  Yeah.

nice try blu, but actually, Zane kinda freaks me out. He kind of looks like the male equivalent of a porcelain doll.

Maybe I am just latently upset with him because of the way he treated my Kate in Titanic. I wanted to kick his ass and then spend the rest of the 4 hour film seeing if she had any skin blemishes at all ANYWHERE.

besides, aren't i obsessed with THE HOFFER?

damn, gotta go watch RHINESTONE COWBOY!

[regfootball]

'Ginormous Kelly Brook'

ginormous

[regfootball]

CARRIE UNDERWOOD, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shakira, I don't know.  She is slightly good to look at and her breasts are "small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" but to listen to her sing is another story.

Will Young, haha.  Gareth Gates should have won, anyway.  He stutters but not when he sings.  Definately a sympathy vote.

Speaking of Idol winners/contestants...

Anthony Callea - Australian Idol Season 1 runner-up (has outsold the winner by a rediculous margin; Italian heritage and short):

Heinz Winckler - South African Idol Season 1 winner:

Taufik Batisah - Singapore Idol Season 1 winner:

Carrie Underwood - American Idol Season 4 winner (love my country girls):

Alexander Klaws - German Idol Season 1 winner:

Wilmer Valderrama:

Andy Roddick (tennis star):

[sciguy_0504]

SciGuy:

Should Carrie Underwood be honored to be put among a list of guys? I can see this one going either way.

LOL. It's so hard to find good photos of some of these people on Google. There are more ladies to add to my growing list:

Beyonce (quiet simply, the most beautiful African queen):

Christina Milian:

Christina's BF, Nick Cannon ('eat me' is right):

Delta Goodrem (Australian singer/actress; don't mind the BF on the left):

Matt Lanter (actor, "Commander in Chief"):

What's wrong with the Underwood, Reg?

[regfootball]

hell no, everything with carrie is A OK!

[regfootball]

EX

abc news anchor

ELIZABETH VARGAS

[regfootball]

ok guys, watch me spoil the thread.....

Edited May 24, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

COLTS QB PEYTON MANNING !!!!!

[regfootball]

damn ! i hope he doesn't call an audible!

[regfootball]

just listened to a Delta Goodrem tune. good singer.

[gerardo]

Oh hell YES. Definetely.

How the hell could I have forgotten about Shakira and that gorgeous little ass she loves to shake so much.

Mmmmm God I wanna bite it so bad.

Hehehehe, same here pal :AH-HA_wink: .

[Cory Wolfe]

Um... that cute guy from Cry_Wolf... Julian Morris, I think?

[regfootball]

jon bon jovi?

[Imaj]

Drew Barrymore

Marylin Monroe

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen ............... Together

Alysson Hannigan http://swaliciasilverstone.tripod.com/Wome...nHannigan05.jpg

Those that came up my mind.

Edited May 24, 2006 by Imaj

[Hudson]

Christina Milian:

Matt Lanter (actor, "Commander in Chief"):

Who has the bigger "package" in these two pictures?

[sciguy_0504]

LMFAO! I'd surely check things out.

Delta is an great singer...writes all of her songs and plays piano...and spent most of the past year trying to break into the U.S. Nothing has happened, though, obviously.

[regfootball]

LMFAO!  I'd surely check things out.

Delta is an great singer...writes all of her songs and plays piano...and spent most of the past year trying to break into the U.S.  Nothing has happened, though, obviously.

i guess she hasn't 'hosed' the right record exec yet!

[trinacriabob]

i guess she hasn't 'hosed' the right record exec yet!

Growin up in So. Cal. we had a great word for a promiscuous chick:

H O S E M O N S T E R

Edited May 25, 2006 by trinacriabob

[ocnblu]

I hereby decree trinacriabob's new nickname shall be... HOSEMON/nevermind. He probably wouldn't answer to it anyway. :AH-HA_wink:

Here's one on topic: Eddie Ciberian (I know I've butchered his name, but damn he's foyne.)

Edited May 25, 2006 by ocnblu

[Paolino]

Oh, I just remembered two:

Jared Leto:

Mike Piazza:

[trinacriabob]

I hereby decree trinacriabob's new nickname shall be... HOSEMON/nevermind.  He probably wouldn't answer to it anyway. :AH-HA_wink:

Nice, Ocn. Real nice.

[regfootball]

Oh, I just remembered two:

Jared Leto:

Mike Piazza:

oh man, Mike Piazza is so EEEWWWWWWWWW

there's the Italian thing again!

[regfootball]

i must say i do dig Katharine McPhee, the American Idol runner up. She is quite stunning. Large voice too.

[ocnblu]

CB, that was a joke. Lame, I know, but I hope you're not mad.

[Paolino]

oh man, Mike Piazza is so EEEWWWWWWWWW

there's the Italian thing again!

What the hell is wrong with the Italian thing!?

[trinacriabob]

oh man, Mike Piazza is so EEEWWWWWWWWW

there's the Italian thing again!

Hey, you, what's wrong with Italians? Watch it now, you Nordic Minnesotan!

Seriously, Mike Piazza is probably only half Italian....the other parent is typically something else, as is the case with so many movie stars and other personalities who have an Italian last name. He doesn't look 100% Italian, either.

Also, he must like beer because he is kind of spongy...not in the best of shape for being an athlete.

[regfootball]

What the hell is wrong with the Italian thing!? 

nothing! just having some fun! can't a Polish and French German poke some fun at an Italian? LOL

One Italian who I do love, SOFIA LOREN

Edited May 25, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

topic title edited.

[trinacriabob]

topic title edited.

Why? I liked it better the old way.

[regfootball]

a friend emailed me this morning, and said Jennifer Aniston's legs on LETTERMAN last night were SPECTACULAR

then, click on photo of the day

Edited May 25, 2006 by regfootball

[regfootball]

[regfootball]

Why?  I liked it better the old way.

OK, I'll change it back.

[Cory Wolfe]

IDK who he is... but that guy who played Matt Stifler on AP: Band Camp was alright, IMO.