wpbharry

You've used that image before...get a new one.

But it always such an appropriate response to your rants!

It's amazing how they let the new wpbharry stay on this forum and cheapen it.

You've used that line before...get a new one.

Seems to me more like a pissy guy with an axe to grind and I'd make it a multiple choice with about 3 choices...and the first 2 don't count!

:lol: Oh sweetie, sometimes I wonder if you know how ironic you are! :lol:

As of July 1, one can no longer speak on a hand-held phone while driving here. Hooray. Most of my near misses were with some moron who was yacking away on a cell phone and having to make some key maneuvers at the same time. Some still yack, taking the risk they won't get caught and ticketed.

Now, it's the text messagers. First, what pleasure does someone get from text messaging? All these tiny keys that are too small for most people's fingers. Why not just leave a voice mail? I might see it if you're in a business meeting and need to send/receive something, but that's about it. For all others, leave an 'effin voice mail.

Now, these text messagers are sitting there doing it while at intersections and while on the freeway. On a few occasions, I have flipped them off.

Are we that 'effin compulsive as a society that we have to keep yappin' or texting while driving a vehicle? Does it bother you too?

Oh dear...my wittle Joshiepoo may finally be breaking down his closet. I'm moist with anticipation.

I swear, people seem to get more and more ignorant.

Something you teach us each time you post.

Ohhhh sweetie I'm dying from the irony. Or maybe it's the meth. Either way.

:AH-HA_wink:

he got cornholed by Oldsmoboi

In fact, I think I just might have to go down to the garage and 'work' on the car now...

Wow, a second erotic use for scissors! How exciting!

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/footb...me.html?sid=101

Illinois upset top-ranked Ohio State 28-21 in Ohio Stadium today, for all intents and purposes ending the Buckeyes' drive toward a second straight appearance in the national championship game.

Try not to burn down the city (again) kiddies!

My oh my...the BCS is now messier than Paris Hilton's vag.

No...an inflated figure, Custom...and you're getting to be kind of an asshole...

You know....you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any man in history.

I swear...your mind is a weird place.

BV must have gone through an accelerated puberty because he doesn't look like such a kid anymore (referring to other pics and not the current one).

Hey maybe some day you'll go through yours too!

Oh my....my wittle BV....

*hump*

Typical weekend activities. Relaxing. Watching Bravo. Sitting in my MAXX outside of a boy's softball league masturbating. Crying. The usual, my darlings.

Every 6 months or so, ocnblu runs a thread of the "oops, they almost found out" variety regarding his parents. And then the posting starts.

Oh, sweetie!

Everyone 6 months or so, you whine and complain about your mother like a teenager.

MOMMY MOMMY

I just blew out the crotch of my pants.

tying a sweaty tube sock around my weiner and beating it with a chicken drumstick.

I adore all my men and bois.

No. They itch from the inside. Inside the sack. I need a strapping young man to assist me in examining my rather large balls. Where is my hot young Cory?

I think I just messed my Dockers.

My balls itch.

Hitting my own penis with a hammer repeatedly.

I want to click you in the hiney.

OOOH AN AROUND THE WORLD!!! YES OH GOD YES PULL MY NUGGETS BIG BOYS!

You know better, Blu Blu Ca Choo. I tore up my throat on you, big manly man.

Anal-ectomy