w00t_man

I personally thought the ad was funny as hell.

they gave it a built in minifridge in the dash so you can hide your beer from the cops...and keep it cold at the same time.

while i do not condone such actions, it'll be a selling point. you watch.

The interior is garbage, but that's not the point. Remember what the Viper is all about - a cheeseburger with extra cheese; a sawed-off shotgun; vacationing in Chechnya; sex without a condom. Its risky, daring, and by those virtues, exciting.

Its by no means a luxury car, nor is it an extrodinarily well-rounded machine. Its value is minimal for the price and its about the most impractical thing you can buy from an American manufacturer (you could at least carry things in a Lightning). But that's the point.

Its raw, unchecked, unbridled, and untamed. Remember, this car didn't have anti-lock brakes until '99ish and you burned your thighs on the exhaust when you got out.

You slap people with a Mustang. You hit them with a Corvette. And you punch them in the face with a Z06. But with this car, you kick them in the groin, clock them in the head with a stilson wrench, kick them again while they're unconcious, take their wallet, $h! on their lawn, and f@#k their wife.

That's a Viper.

Or maybe I've had too much soda, who knows?

Best post ever.

our 92 jeep cherokee's horn is manly sounding. friggin' deep.

Either way, it's a good move on GM's part. I wouldn't want to be associated with that show in the first place.

That's a great strategy. Market the H1 AFTER you kill it. Brilliant.

The 4-door wrangler is the new Wrangler Unlimited.

Even if they are now a Chinese-owned company, it's good news for Oklahoma.

Mitsu should hire BM to revive them.

Yeah. It'd get him off our backs at least.

The whole "Red Ink Rick" thing is getting old. Find him a new nickname, at least. Or quit acting like a two year old.

Wow... the SIXTEEN is in this cheesy flick!?!?!? 

I love Adam Sandler, I like Cristopher Walken...

(even if he did attend the "William Shatner School of Acting")

but the preview made it seem a little cheesy. I don't care

if its cheesier than a bag of Cheetos now though, if the

SIXTEEN makes a cameo I'll see it even if Barbara Streisand

make sa guest appearance.

Don't you mean the "William Shatner School of Overacting"?

Interesting tail lights...

The "SEBRING" on the butt is off-center and jumbled up...looks like it might not be the final placement?

All this talk of product placement makes me wonder just how much Ford payed the producers of the new Bond movie, "Casino Royale" to have the "Blonde Bond" drive... I'm not kidding here... a Ford Mondeo. (A Ford Contour to us in the colonies).

Yep, he'll still have it packed with plenty of gadgets and he will use it to pick up the girls, but he will be doing it in a family vehicle...

(Apparently the actor has already sustained a lot of injuries in the movie including the loss of two teeth... oh and he is willing to do full frontal nudity... Looks like this is the Bond movie we all ought to miss...)

A. He's driving an Aston Marton DBS (new one) and an old DB5 as well. I havent heard anything about a Mondeo.

B. Daniel Craig still has all his teeth, there will be no full frontal (he only said he would be willing if it were called fo), he CAN drive a stick shift (which is one better than Brosnan), and most of the rumors about him are BS. Stick with facts, dude.

I never saw the Solstice either.

I'm sorry, but to lots of off-road enthusiasts, the H1 was the only Hummer that mattered. You just lost loads of fans to Jeep, GM. Nobody cares about the pussified H2 and H3. You may as well just kill the rest of the brand.

eh... i respect axl for trying to keep it alive but for me... no Slash= no GnR...

Word is, Velvet Revolver has broken up...

Sticks and stones may break my bones...but so did your mom in bed, she's so fat.

Yo momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she blows.

What's the difference between yo momma and a 747? Not everyone's had a ride on a 747.

heck yeah, my suggestion made it!

I like it, dude. Looks cool. Maybe add some tire smoke for effect...

Burnout Burgers

"Burn rubber...not your food."

I think he was referring to the passenger temperature control knob that's half-missing in this pic:

Looks like a bad photoshop job to me.

Durant would’ve also had problems with Wagoner’s “company men know best” hubris.

You're one to talk about hubris.

Why do you think LED headlamps are illegal in the US?  Do you have proof?  Or is this just a PFA?

Does it matter? Someone already confirmed that.

What the heck does Bush have to do with any of this? For Pete's sake, quit blaming the President for everything.

Listen kid, I was leading the nation in car sales when you were in diapers. Wipe your nose, get an education and some experience, then talk to me.

Buickman

Nose is fine, thanks. Education? I've scored a 33 on the ACT each time i've taken it. I'm going to college for free. Just because i'm 18 doesnt mean i'm mindless.

And it doesnt take experience to tell me when someone needs to cool it. You may have been leading the nation in car sales. I dont give a crap whether or not you can sell someone dehydrated water. Respect is respect, and you sir, dont know what that is.