Who knows where this topic may go, but let's play with it anyway....
When it came to cars and how I looked at them, these were the following weird thoughts that came to mind:
-Until at least 88, I didn't understand that new cars replaced older versions of the same nameplate. I basically figured all these different looks of cars were still being built alongside one another.
For instance:
The Nissan Hardbody came out in 1986. I thought it was a bigger truck, or some truck made of different metal or something. I figured the older version was still available new at the dealer and that you still had a choice.
I also thought the first-gen F-body was the "coupe." the second-gen was the "hatchback," and the then-new third-gen was the "station wagon."
I simply didn't understand the concept of model years yet.
-I thought that anything with a spoiler was a turbo car and was fast. I used to call wings "that turbo thing on the back." I got this from the Turbo Trans Am commercial, where the back of the spoiler had a "Turbo" decal.
-If it didn't have the name or logo of the make on the car, I was struggling to guess who the hell made the car:
The Thunderbird could easily have been built by Volvo
Didn't know who the hell made Rivieras or Camaros
-Toyota used to have a "T" logo, where the bottom portion of it looked like Pontiac's arrowhead...so in turn, when I saw a Hilux, I once thought it was a Pontiac truck.
-Because of the badge-engineering being heavily practiced by American car companies, it made me think that cars that looked similar were actually twins, and therefore related.
This caused me to think that the Yugo and the Volkswagen A1 Rabbit were the same car. As well as the Toyota Tercel wagon and Honda Civic wagon, both of which had similar greenhouses. Let me not get started on the Fiero GT and CRX. Or the 86 models of the Accord fastback, Celica, Impulse (which I once thought was a Honda), and 200SX. Or Nissan Hardbody and GM's S-10/S-15 for that matter. Ah, what the hell, include Hyundai's Excel sedan looking like the Chevy Spectrum/Isuzu I-Mark, and the hatch (before the Precis came out) makng me think of the Mirage...
-Had no idea how the hell drive wheels worked. Plus I used to read Car Craft. Not only did this have me thinking anything with wheelie bars, big Mickey Thompson tires in the rear, and a jacked-up rear end was fast, but also had me thinking that all cars were either rear-drive of 4wd. It took me getting into the RC car game in '90 to see what was what.
-I once thought the first gen Prelude was simply a Civic coupe. And that the Accord hatch was an elongated Civic.
-Again, because of similar styling and badge engineering, I once thought of certain cars to all be the same size, just with different styling. This had me thinking, for example, the rear doors of the 84 X-body Skylark, A-body Century, and G-body Regal were all interchangeable.
-Styling simply melded in my mind for the most part....similar greenhouses had me thinking the Porsche 924/944 was actually a Datsun (because its greenhouse reminded me of a 310GX and F10). This also applied to the first RX-7 making me think Camaro, and second gen RX-7 (FC3S) making me think Porsche 928 (while I wasn't far off, still...).
More later, because I have a million of 'em...it's your turn.