trinacriabob

If you buy the electrolysis, I can see about transforming into a Trina for you!

No, but I am sure there are others on C&G that might like that.

With me, it's more about trespassing. People who trespass normal "boundaries" are fairly quickly told to go to hell.

credit card

American (or, "merican" to a redneck)

How about a red 2-seater Smart Car cabrio with the roof open and with 2 naked blonde Scandinavian girls with humongous breasts driving in circles around the Marques de Pombal?

transvestite (hey, there's married guys out there who like to wear their wives' clothes....they show up on Oprah every now and then. )

Maybe it's from living in The Bronx? :AH-HA_wink:

stiletto heels

politically incorrect

Ken

Again, thanks for "i" ending to my name. Grow up a little. Also, save a little....just think where you'd be if you didn't trade in cars like people change underwear.

DN90, I've been meaning to ask you for some time after seeing it in your sig, how are you liking your Intrigue? The 1998 is my favorite year and that year was 3800 Series II all model year long.

Regal: 251,000/1992 = 126 years old LaCrosse: 3,500/2008 = 1.75 years old Funny thread!

lazy

* falling off chair* Hey, I'd like to think that I matter. My first car was an opera-windowed GM intermediate hand-me down coupe AND I had Greg Brady hair until about 10 years ago, just because after 5 or 6 weeks, I had Greg Brady hair and there was nothing I could do about it ...AND I hadn't discovered Great Clips coupons.

Hey usonia, I first started looking at this thread and thought "oh, no, here we go again." Then I got to reading your post a couple of times and think that this is the most insightful post you've ever made. I bolded up certain parts because they apply to everybody, regardless of gender, sexual preference, age or any other demographic factor. For me, the lack of reciprocity in attraction has had me in an "I don't need anybody" holding pattern for quite a while. I had a very rude awakening a couple of years after my last high school reunion that has really numbed me up. Lately, I've been the one doing the rejecting. I don't think it's to "even up the score" but I'm genuinely not interested in who is "left over" and a friend of mine in Portland says I'm "holding court." That's a little harsh and not necessarily true. That concept of the process of elimination you describe and which is, again, applicable to every single demographic strata in life is what I call "the funnel." You start out with a lot of candidates at the top part of the funnel and the bottom narrows drastically. Everyone has to be "their own best friend" -- from there, it's all downhill.

PTSD Post-traumatic stress disorder

Sorry, I don't remember those. What I think is, and will always be cool, is Donna Summer and the 1973-1977 GM mid-sized coupes with opera windows. What I don't think is cool is "Greg Brady hair."

ibuprofen

tonsillitis

Aretha - "Pink Cadillac" - sorry, one-track mind. When did he move to Arizona?

deodorant (Europeans who ride Metros seem to need it)

Thanks. Seems pretty thorough to me.

narcolepsy