Cory Wolfe

Yeah... I use dial up and look at the posting I do.

Is that a promise? Sorry... I had to...

I contributed... but I was a good little boy. Croc and Charger were the meanies being sillies. Blame them. Just don't blame me. Or any other super duper cool people, like NOSie and Ocnie and yellowiejacket and Bobbie.

Heh... I wrestling. When do I get my chance to wrestle?

I disagree. It's an evolution of metal and while it may not be exactly like some of the original metal, it's still thoroughly metal. Modern metal. And by that means, it is included, as is all other forms of metal. Hard rock... metal, goes mostly hand in hand. More or less two different names for the same thing. That's basically what VH1 does. Remember that countdown they did a while ago featuring the 100 greatest hard rock bands? Most of artists of the songs on this countdown were there, as well. AC/DC is hard rock. "Hard rock" and "metal" are basically the same thing. Regardless, AC/DC along with Deep Purple and Black Sabbath are bands that influenced alot of metal/hard rock and they basically created this entire genre through three unique styles. Like it or not... I was right and I wasn't the one that stormed out of the chatroom all pissy. Hah... yeah... you had it coming since you brought that up. Boy.

Of course I would. Well, when I was doing those things, it was just about 11 and I was on my way home. And being in Brookville, well... cops are rarity. I hardly ever have to worry about cops. The later it is, the less chance I have of seeing one, too. Anyways, other than it being my mom's car, exactly what is it that I done that called for comments like "retarded", "sophomoric", and irresponsibility? I've never heard anything like that when Sixty8 tells us some of the things he does, and same for others too, some with parent's cars. Just... inform me. I've been thinking about this and I just don't see it, unless you're calling something that I do being a car enthusiast that as I originally suggested. Atleast that Solara lovin, mullet wearing, Saturn fan Satty was... But what about the rest of you, damnit? Huh? Give it to me. Now.

Hmm... this all sounds fishy. Sorry to hear about that, though, NOS. Good luck.

I'm not quite sure what's so awkward about this... but he doesn't seem to like it.

You must not have any taste... I just see pure sex.

There are major differences, as I've said. I don't expect you to understand the difference. I really don't.

Uh... not quite. I always laugh at stuff directed at me. I can laugh at gay jokes, white jokes, redneck jokes (as much as I hate them, I can't say confidently that I'm not one... haha), etc.. Again, this is all about being able to laugh at oneself and being overly sensitive and easily offended. People like this have no sense of humor. These are the type of people who don't like people like Carlos Mencia. These are people like the Gay activist group(s) that got offended by Dodge's Caliber commercial. These people take things too seriously. And again, Mencia isn't making fun of certain races or people or certain sexes or sexuality... He's merely making fun of the stereotype people have. It's not certain ones either, he makes fun of stereotypes of everybody, including himself. There isn't joke he's made that I haven't laughed at...

Well yes... the fact that the car isn't mine is definitely that. But I treat my parent's car like my car... when I don't have car. I can only go so long without that fixation and exhilerating thrill of letting the car enthusiast inside me drive. And you shouldn't be speaking either. You're not exactly much of car enthusiast... you're more obsessed with interiors and cars as "transportation". So... nah, I'll always be a car enthusiast and I'll always love driving fast. It's in my blood. It's like trying to tell someone that's races for a living that he'll grow out of a retarded and sophomoric thing. As I said, the only thing that could be considered that is the fact the car isn't mine. But I get sick of not having a car. Otherwise, I only do stuff like this when there's no traffic and when there's no other passengers in the car. I only put myself at risk, and I like it that way. Other than inexperience, I consider myself a good driver. Add to that, I always get compliments on my regular driving. So... I feel that I'm not going to wreck unless something unexpected happens. If something does, I have all my years of riding ATVs to help myself to regain control or atleast avoid the worst outcome.

It's not necesarily making fun of others, though... It's merely making fun of stereotypes. That's what Mencia does. If you watch it and pay attention, you'd notice that. He's not being racist, sexist, or anything like that. He and people like those homophobic assholes are different. One I can laugh at and one, I'm just offended by. There are differences. And again, some people just aren't open minded enough to do understand it. Also, this isn't directed at anyone and isn't justifying Charger's comment. Blame this on Dodgefan inspiring me to share my views...

Heh... I'm afraid I will never be able to stop having fun while driving. That's just me. I understand that since you've bought a Solara... and was always into Saturns, you aren't much a of car enthusiast, more like a Tool, like Reg. So... just because that's just you... doesn't mean you have to call things I will always enjoy "retarded" and "sophmoric". I mean... I don't want to be like you, that's for sure.

Heh... no, I didn't.

People can be so sensitive... everybody takes things too seriously. Especially minor things... or even the cold, hard truth. Those are people who can't laugh at themselves. If you can't do that, you are most likely one of the ones who get offended easily. That means they have no sense of humor, what so ever, even if they think they do. So... yes, you are absolutely correct. Carlos Mencia is hilarious.

Or do I not have the worst luck ever? Seriously... just last week, I simply rode my 300EX into town for something to do. I ran out of gas and got picked up by the cops. All the while throughout the past 6 months, I've been without a car. I haven't been able to get another car or sell my GA. I haven't been about to sell my 'in excellent condition' 300EX. Now, I can't even get a loan, but it doesn't matter since the car I wanted has been sold. Needless to say, I absolutely cannot get a job without a car. That's reality. So... when trying to fix my GA, me and my dad can't. Don't know what's wrong with it nor what to do to it. Because of all this, I've been wanting to put my 300EX back up for sale. So what happens? I get a flat tire... after I just got new tires. Just great, you know? Not to mention that for whatever reason... my left front tire is wearing much faster than the others. At the peak of the tire, it has nearly a third less tread than the other tires. The pressures are identical and when riding, it goes perfectly straight. The shocks are fine too. As is the steering. Nothing is wrong... yet it's doing that. I don't understand it. It always did this, but with these new tires, it seems to only have made it worse for some unknown reason. All of this... and this is me: Anyways, the topping on the cake was last night... My mom let me take the Sunfire. Basically, I was going to go to Dubois, get a few things at WalMart, and check out a few car dealerships. Meanwhile, I wanted to... see what the ol' Sunfire could do, I guess. What can I tell you? My GA is a Geo Metro compared to it, performance wise. It's much, much, much faster and handles/drives better. Hell, it even brakes alot better, too. All of which is quite understandable. I can tell you the governer is set at about 105... And I'm which Ocnblu, I think that thing almost gave me whiplash. Damn. Anyways... right after I hit it, I came up to a place where cops usually sit. But, being almost dark, I never expect there to be any there... and there isn't, usually. Well... oops. Cop. I actually had some luck... as he didn't chase me and I was going about 90 in a 65 zone. After that, I thought I was actually pretty lucky for once. And I was. However, on my way back, it was the complete opposite. For one, I was running late. I didn't get back to Brookville until about 10:50. According to my License, I can't drive after 11. I don't really pay attention to it since its a stupid rule... but for my parents, I do. So... I was going to stop at Sheetz, fill it up with gas, and get something to eat since I hadn't ate much all day. 10 minutes later, I was on my way home, driving down Main street. I decided to have some more fun (blame that on me feeling lucky and being somewhat careless about what time it was). I now also know that the Sunfire will easily peel out by dropping the clutch at about 3.5k or 4k rpms. Well... after doing that I quickly went through the gears, up to third going about 50. I slowly coasted back down to the speed limit and went on my way. Well... appearantly a cop had seen me. Oops. I see flashing lights and I pull over. Boy... I hate that sensation I get when something like that happens. Anyways, he was nice and just gave me a warning for the speeding and peeling out. However, he pulled me over at 11:10. For being just 10 minutes past 11, he gave me a $106 fine and had to have my parents come get me. Now, I'd rather have a fine for that than the other things, but is that not ridiculous? Not only that, but I had to sit there for more than 30 minutes. I didn't get home until 11:50. Meh... I hate cops. No one should have to deal with them twice in one week. Some luck, huh?

Oh... and I saw way too many Crown Victorias with light bars on them, too...

Hmm... I really understand what you guys are talking about, but... I hate big cars. I hate chrome. I hate the 300C. I'm not going to miss anything that you guys have mentioned.

Cad (aka 31). I love that game... have been playing since I was 5... and totally rule at it, even though it involves alot of "luck of the draw". Other than me having the worst luck ever... I rock.

Hmmm... 07 Yaris 07 Camry 07 Fit 06 GTI Well... I cheated by going to dealers. It was a weird night, though...