Great thread...
I used to tell my dad not to park next to two-door cars because they had longer doors and would more likely damage our car.
When our 83 Pontiac 6000 was stolen and wrecked, we got a 90 Dodge Monaco as a rental. I remember asking my dad if it was a stick because the shifter was on the floor and I had never seen one like that before. He told me it was an automatic, and it was supposed to look sportier. My response:that's stupid (and I still feel the same way)
On a related note, I thought manual transmissions were only for people that couldn't afford an automatic. I always saw little Escorts, Chevettes, Civics etc shifting though the gears, but all the big Oldsmobiles, Buicks, Caddys and Lincolns I liked were gliding along smoothly.
I also remember in the days way before third brakelights thinking that those late 70s Rivieras and Toronados with the brakelights below the rear window were so cool.
When the third brakelights came out as mandatory I hated them. I especially remember the G-Body coupes (and some others) that had the light elevated on a short stick. This shape reminded me of E.T's head.
I thought all Lincolns were supposed to have the "Continental" tire hump on the trunk.
I remember hating the 88 Grand Prix and thinking Pontiac ruined it.
The 85 Riviera was the coolest car ever, I wanted a white one and dreamed of putting one away in a garage until I was old enough to drive it.