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Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please.
Veeeeery interesting, NOS... :blink: :P

Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please.

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Should have tossed it in the first place... yuck man!
:rolleyes: I think my IQ is lower as a result of reading that...
Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad...

So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P
Riiiight. I had a worse day yesterday but I plead the 5th about the details. Don't want to bruise my ego. :P
Are you saying... my life is awkward? Oooh, that pisses me off. Go to hellish hell you crockity cock croc. :lol: :P Or not, doesn't matter. :D
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Just wow, BV. I don't think even Satty could've said anything less intelligent. :blink:

Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad...

So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down  to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P

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Ah yes....the timeless, classic "my conditioner looks like jizz" story. :blink: :lol:

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