Go Figure...

[NOS2006]

Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please.

[Cory Wolfe]

Veeeeery interesting, NOS... :blink: :P

[Variance]

Edited December 19, 2005 by VarianceJ30

[Cremazie]

Okay, so I go into the kitchen to make myself a ham sandwich. As I'm walking out of the room, a piece of ham falls and hits the linoleum. Okay, fine. Go to rinse it off and the piece I'm holding onto decides to rip off and the ham falls into a bowl from dinner. Scrumptious. New piece of ham, please.

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Should have tossed it in the first place... yuck man!

[Croc]

:rolleyes: I think my IQ is lower as a result of reading that...

[Cory Wolfe]

Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad...

So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P

[Sixty8panther]

Riiiight. I had a worse day yesterday but I plead the 5th about the details. Don't want to bruise my ego. :P

[Croc]

You guys have to check out:

http://mylifeissoawkward.com/ Edited December 19, 2005 by Croc

[Cory Wolfe]

Are you saying... my life is awkward? Oooh, that pisses me off. Go to hellish hell you crockity cock croc. :lol: :P Or not, doesn't matter. :D

[NOS2006]

Just wow, BV. I don't think even Satty could've said anything less intelligent. :blink:

[Chris_Doane]

Okay... since this thread doesn't make any sense already (no, I'm not going to post a pic of a pointless Camaro doing a burnout..), I'm going to tell a f**ked up story of what happened last night... Okay, prepare yourselves. Ready? No? Too bad...

So, I'm in the shower last night and I'm washing my hair. I rinse out the shampoo. I grab the conditioner bottle. I shake it up-side-down  to get it all at the top. I start squeezing... Nothing wants to come out. I squeeze harder... harder yet... Suddenly, some squirts out in a short burst. I look down to see it on my stomach. Okay... the conditioner looked like... a certain bodily fluid, as if I just... well, you know. To make it even more wierder, I was thinking about what I usually think about when I actually do that. How ironic is that? And weird... How weird and ironic is that!?!?!? :lol: :D :P

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Ah yes....the timeless, classic "my conditioner looks like jizz" story. :blink: :lol: Edited December 19, 2005 by CD/BP