Cory Wolfe

So... when am I allowed to start telling you to go to BA (bitches anonymous)?

Hey... Congrats, Bimmer! It's well deserved. But damn... when is it my turn to a get a thread like this. I'm sick of seeing so many newer members than me getting one... I better be next or I'll never donate to C&G... ever.

Wow... looks even better in those pics. Great contrast.

Hmm... I love that first new pic. They're all good, though. They make it look kind of sexy... especially the first one. I take back half of what I said.

Yes... well, atleast I don't dribble... I can usually get my stomach. TMI?

No... I think it's "let's see who can turn BV on the most" week... WTH? Alright, who's next?

Nice...

Hmm... softer than I expected. Meh... it's not great, but I'd say say it's Bangle's best, thus far.

Yo mamma's a transexual.

He's more like 28, I think. Besides... the difference between the two was great enough for all that to not make a difference. Seriously... forget how much a Cobalt SS SC costs?

Mute... damn you... I'm speechless. Never do that again, though...

Hey... my attic rocks, fool. Don't mock it... it's only burnt on the inside. Besides.. do the math. A Cobalt SS SC like he wants would cost more than a used Q45.

Um... don't take it so literally? IDK..

If you ever need a confidence boost... send me some good pics of yourself and I'll critique them... Well, unless you're really ugly or something...

*ahem* I take it someone actually likes MTV. Anyways... I'm not good at "Yo Mamma" jokes. Seriously. Just "Yo Daddy" ones... Kidding!

Not if you think about that way... Just to chat and stuff. Seriously.

BoyVillian is in the house, yo!

Um... alright. Aw... I think you're starting to grow some hair under your arms. How cute. You make this far too easy... You give people reasons to ignore you. Ofcourse no one wants to argue with a 12 year old who posts pics of his adolescent body... Silly... but you're not supposed to tell people that!

Hey.... the truth hurts, you know. When DCX makes a beautiful vehicle with a high quality interior, I'll let you know, alright? Well... more like if, rather than when. Haha... hey, it's not my fault the only appealing car they have costs more than a Corvette. Actually, more than a Z06 Vette... damn Viper SRT10 coupe... so expensive! The only other car they make that I like is just a rebodied Mercedes Benz (Crossfire). Also, expensive. Anywho... You know you are addicted to C&G when you've heard of Brookville, especially two different ones in two different states. You know you are addicted to C&G when you fantasize about meeting other C&G members. You know you are addicted to C&G when your daily activities include getting on it for more than 4 hours a day. You need help when you're on it for more than 8 hours a day (like me... ). You know you are addicted to C&G when you've made better friends here than in actual life.

Distance? Pfft... What does that have to do with anything? Really? So what if gravity is stronger in my house than yours? What's the big deal? I don't get it?

You know you are addicted to C&G when the letters "BV" mean something to you.

Thank you. I hate you. Bah... old enough to understand. At 12? Wow... sorry, but I was doing it long before 12. Like... since I was in 4th grade.

What? A Cobalt? Nooooo! Alright, get an SS SC if you must. Atleast an SS. No other Cobalts... or else. You should look for another Q45, though... You never know... Anyways, my parent's are hellbent on getting another crappy car, so it won't be another Japanese rolling advertisement, Z. Most likely a $h!ty little Cavalier or Sunfire... or a $h!ty Dodge Stratus... or some $h!ty Ford Escorts... *shudder* We did look at a damn nice Alero, but they act like they're supposed to cost $3k! WTF? This superb-looking one was $5k with 94k miles... it was loaded except for leather. It had very little problems, just asthetics. It books for $8.5k... Come on, now... that is a god damn good deal! If they don't go for it, or get bit in the ass for not buying today... I am going to be pissed. How muchso will depend on what they end up getting. Grr...

Oh... I know the feeling even though my situation is a bit more complicated. Not sure if I have any advice for you... atleast not yet, anyways.