Rumorpile: Volvo Planning A C90 Luxury Coupe

I would always get flyers from a bunch of Buick dealerships I never went to, even if I just went into one for service.   Sometimes they would come from the craziest places because I had been driving long distances and got service. It's kind of like Catholic charities.  My mom routinely gave  to 5 of them.  And then I wound up chasing away 25 of them after she passed.  Those dreaded mailing lists that get passed around.

Yeah...it has funky designs on it.  I like the designs on it because I like muscle cars. Classic or modern muscle cars have got all kinds of boy racer features on them.  Racing stripes.  Decals in forms of hockey sticks or stripes going alongside the sides of the car.  Fender flares. Wings and/or spoilers and 'aerodynamic' extended body panels... An Audi A6 is kinda like a muscle car.   This particular one plays the part with the  V8 engine under the hood of its mid-sized body.  And...its a homologation trimmed car. With the aforementioned spoilers and wings and its homologation racing stripes and colours schemes on its lower body panel 'aerodynamic' bits.   Its childish and immature and I LOVE it!!!   Its kinda spiritual torch bearer to these:   Obviously the Audi is a wagon... but you get the idea. 

Call me old fashioned, but as much as I like two-tone exteriors, I don't like all those colors and stripes.  Looks like a basketball shoe.

Perhaps Central Cadillac is part of a bigger automotive ownership group that owns multiple brands, including an Infiniti dealership, and on cost cutting measures, just uses one generic 'thank-you' card with just one picture on it, that Infiniti coupe, and distributes this one generic 'thank-you' card to all of its customers regardless what vehicle they happen to drive? 

My Cadillac dealer sent me a holiday card...hmmm...a bit of a glaring error on the front...