BREAKING: Chrysler to Aquire GM

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Mopar or No Car
Chrysler LLC to buy out General Motors

It seems inevitable that GM is spiraling down the drain, and the automotive landscape as we know it is about t change. Where does that leave a GM enthusiast website? Simple: since Chrysler LLC is in much better shape, and has actually been making record profits, it has been announced that Chrysler will buy out GM.

Sources familiar with the matter (but who wish to remain anonymous) have confirmed through unwritten material that Chrysler will buy out GM, kill Opel, Buick, Vauxhall, Chevrolet, Buick, GMC, Buick, and Saturn. They will leave Cadillac as the luxury brand, and Chrysler will slot where Buick does now. Pontiac will be combined with Dodge, and no one gives a crap about Hummer.

With this breaking development that has been undoubtedly confirmed by unnamed sources, we have decided to change our website name to reflect the new company: Cheers and Mopars. We will be affiliating with new site Cheers and Rondels, so depending on the skin you have chosen you will see a different name and banner.

And thus begins Chrysler plan for world domination (and controlling the food supply).

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News Brief on the buyout of GM by Chrysler

[Z-06]

Wow that is a double barreled one!