trinacriabob

heinous

Fat chicks = third leg doesn't work. Period. Haven't seen the license plate frame around lately that says: NO FAT CHICKS. That used to be more popular.

Don't mind me, Enzora. I was just rambling and thinking "oh..oh"... I could be inviting this thread to go down that path as so many others do...this is C&G, after all.

Cars are both mechanical and sensual. I think that women can relate to the sensual part of the vehicle. Men probably relate better to the mechanical part. Now, if women relate to the mechanical part a lot, their butch quotient may be high. Now, if men relate to the sensual part a lot, well...let's not go there...let's not take this thread there. Seriously, cars arouse the senses. Men and women's senses can be aroused. So, therefore, why shouldn't women like to talk about cars?

I think we can safely assume that if a big divergence comes into the picture (looks, success, etc.) from where a couple started out, it WILL create problems. One of the two feels he or she is getting the shaft. BTW, what does MILF mean? I don't have all the acronyms down.

fester

Italian

discipline

"B I G H A I R" (I think it's slang, isn't it) (Small I.Q.)

The comment that Buick aspires to be the "American Lexus" is so "also-ran." Unfortunately, the success of Lexus and Toyota, and the shift in buyer behavior which hat has brought about, has prompted this defensive response. It would be much nicer to unashamedly and "offensively" espouse the credo of "Premium American Motorcars." I still think that the problem lies in the perceptions of those who were "screwed" 5 to 20 years ago by domestic (including GM) products. Despite recent advances in quality and longevity, these advancements are falling on deaf ears. As the old adage says, "Once bitten, twice shy." Sorry, but GM was not "holistically" visionary several decades ago - quality, product overlaps, customer loyalty, lean and mean, and on and on (Thank you, Roger Smith). I hope they can turn the ship around. I plan to stay on for the ride, never having driven anything but a GM vehicle.

paradise

weightlifting

Chargerino, your sense of humor is pretty developed. O.C., seriously, we hope you feel better soon.

Yep, I knew it, it was one of 3 or 4 "pattern" answers. Thanks.

sphincter

OK, let's weigh this one:Positive: No daylight savings time adjustment Negative: Three months of 100 degrees plus ("Oh, yes, but it's a dry heat"...BFD) Bring on the daylight savings time adjustments.

Assman (the only episode I saw in its entirety)

Why does "Spring Ahead" always happen on a weekend when you have too much on your plate? Makes you really appreciate "Fall back."

Didn't you get them as a little kid? I think I was no more than 8 when I got them.

So, why does he need this outlet? Did his wife pork out on him? Is he approaching midlife crisis? I mean, if he's over 30 (you said you've known him for 30 years), I hope the 19 y.o. is just a passing occurrence and not someone he wants to be with for anything beyond a poke or two. Or has his wife turned into a sn*t*h and he now feels vindicated? Let's hear more.

repeats

chemistry

Yo, Billy Ocn, wassup? Y'all be coo' on yo' birthday!

Where did THIS come from?

Oreos