Everything posted by Justin Bimmer
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
MOAR REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
Every mans dream machine. "Hey bro, look at my whip" -1 manhood
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
12 second 1/4 mile minivan? Chrysler, what were you thinking?
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
An American Revolution? In 1986? FAIL! This just goes to show you how nobody looked at Chrysler advertisement.
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
St. Regis, art and engineering, but poor execution. What is up with those headlight covers. St. Regis = instant police car
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Chrysler: Engineered Awesomely
Don't try and beat a Dodge CHP car. Lesson number 1 when entering Cali-porn-Yah
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Monkeys throw $h! at the zoo Monkeys can't throw toyotas +1 $h! +1 monkeys
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Poop has peanuts and corn as optional equipment Toyota doesn't +1 poop
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
I'm ready to start destroying Chrysler!
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
OWNED!!!!! LOL
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Mistaking washing machine for a toilet so you can take a dump = never going to happen Mistaking washing machine for toyota and try to drive it off = could happen easily +1 dump
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
GM4Life, in fairness, we have a Toyota bashing thread going on in the Lounge and Satty is participating in that as well. Maybe our sense of humor and yours is not compatible, which is ok.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
I wish GM4life's posts were in the actual EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!! thread.
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
GM4Life = the owner of this thread now!
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Kendall Oil?
Kendall website Its made by Conoco/Phillips/76 so it is reputable.
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Kendall Oil?
I think they sponsored a NASCAR team at one time
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Official: Saturn is Dead, Pontiac is a Ghost
We are just having a little fun that's all. I own a Grand Prix and I think you really could do what we are doing for ANY car make.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Well, if I had a choice of eating a mayo and $h! sandwich or a mayo and toyota sandwich, i think the $h! sandwich would be easier to eat cause it would be smaller.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
If you put mayo on a $h! sandwich it still tastes like $h!. If you put mayo on a toyota it still tastes like a toyota. +1 $h!
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Poop is natural. Toyotas are unnatural. +1 poopies
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So what did you learn today?
Both will live on. Just waiting for the nightshift to arrive here at C&G. Today has been pretty epic as far as fun content. And BTW, Poop will prevail..... poop will prevail.
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
-1 toyota Fake poop can be amusing. Fake toyotas are hyundais +1 poop
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
Adding either one back into the butt is puzzling -1 toyota -1 poop
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Ultimate Sadness! the progeny...
$h! can burn your asshole. Toyotas burn gasoline +1 toyota