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  1. Blake Noble

    Hyundai News:Hyundai and Kia Get Served A Class-Action Lawsuit

    lol is that really apples to oranges? deaths (out of the 124 total) caused by driver error in gm ignition switch recall: 0 deaths caused by driver error in toyota's unintended acceleration issue almost ten years ago: probably all of them
  2. Blake Noble

    Hyundai News:Hyundai and Kia Get Served A Class-Action Lawsuit

    how much pot do you have to smoke, how much acid do you have to drop, and how many mushrooms do you have to eat before "network" syncs up with twisted sister? you might want to check into your local emergency room
  3. Blake Noble

    Hyundai News:Hyundai and Kia Get Served A Class-Action Lawsuit

    deaths caused by gm's ignition switches: 124 deaths caused by hyundai's engines: 0 hmmmm....
  4. Blake Noble

    Hyundai News:Hyundai and Kia Get Served A Class-Action Lawsuit

    you are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. there are no nations. there are no peoples. there are no russians. there are no arabs. there are no third worlds. there is no west. there is only one holistic system of systems; one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars. petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. it is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. that is the natural order of things today. that is the atomic and sub-atomic and galactic structure of things today! am I getting through to you, mr. oldshurst442? you get out your laptop, or your smartphone, or your tablet, fire up your keyboard fingers, log into this forum board and screech about america and canada and democracy. there is no america. there is no canada. there is no democracy. there is only GM and ford and FCA and VW, BMW, nissan, and toyota. those are the nations of the world today. what do you think the russians talk about in their councils of state - karl marx? they get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. we no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, mr. oldshurst442. the world is a collage of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. the world is a business, mr. oldshurst442; it has been since man crawled out of the slime. and our children will live, mr. oldshurst442, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality - one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock - all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused...
  5. Blake Noble

    What's Your Proudest Fart Conceal?

    if you find that you must flatulate in a used bookstore, and luck should also have it you’re strolling through the horror section, think quick and grab the nearest copy of stephen king’s “the stand.” (if it’s the “complete and uncut” edition, even better. you’ll get why soon.) making sure to act innocently as possible, proceed to drop mr. king’s magnum opus on the floor in time as you break wind. the noise of the 1,153 page novel hitting the floor should be loud enough to disguise the noise of even your worst boomer. as a bonus, if your flatulence should be the result of a bountiful meal of cheap Chinese buffet food or some over cooked loaded curly fries from Arby’s, the accompanying after-smell should teach your fellow shoppers/readers the true meaning of horror.
  6. Blake Noble

    Chevrolet News:Chevrolet Asks Camaro Owners About A Hybrid Camaro

    when they say camaro “hybrid...”
  7. new theme song for the 2020 silverado
  8. this is the 2023 refresh. no one tell GM i hacked their files to get this. i remember what nasa did to that one dude from the uk who got that flying saucer .jpg
  9. rumor has it GM wanted to go with this design but was afraid of being seen as too conservative as with previous redesigns
  10. Hey, check out this photo I just found of the front of the base model.
  11. Blake Noble

    Random Thoughts Thread

    It could always be worse. Like, way worse. Like, he could have rented a Malibu.
  12. Blake Noble

    Industry News: Bob Lutz Sees A Grim Future For the Automobile

    THIS MAN... WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS... never forget
  13. Blake Noble

    Tesla Model 3 Production Has Some 'Bottlenecks'

    when you finally make a post that actually acknowledges the bigger picture, maybe it won’t get deleted. also, for the record, everyone who is anyone knows that, if you want a classic casual sit down experience and salad bar induced diarrhea, you sit your ass down at big boy. or shoney’s.
  14. Blake Noble

    Quick Spin: My Test of the Chevy Bolt

    This review is comparing a $40,000 quasi-crossover with an interior crafted out of recycled Cavalier parts bin pieces to a $70,000 luxury fastback sedan. I SHIGGY. THIS IS QUALITY JOURNALISM. GET THIS MAN A JOB WITH DOUG DEMURO ON AUTOTRADER DOT COM SLASH OVERSTEER.

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