Cory Wolfe

Hey... It's not my fault the G6 is a bland Camry wannabe while the Grand Am was sporty, aggressive, exciting, and completely Pontiac. For once... just overlook the cladding. I don't like it either. However, it's better than being bland. So... keep your Camry and I'll take my Pontiac. Thank you.

Well that's good... as my den where I draw has been under construction for the past few days.

Yes... so you can rip off another thread of mine. Maybe great minds think alike?

Hold on... Exactly what is this car supposed to be? What's that, you say? The G6 GXP Coupe concept? ...Really? Cause... I could have sworn it looks exactly like the SEMA coupe concept. Wait... it is. Alright... I'll ask it... WTF? Anyways... a horrible grill, cheap interior, ricy spoiler, weird ground effects, and a disappointing engine applied to a bland and weirdly styled coupe with an already disappointing engine... And I'm supposed to think what? Beautiful? Haha... Sorry, this Pontiac fan would rather have a 5th gen Grand Am.

BV and BV just aren't BV without BV of BV.

Oh... I'm loose. Very loose. Loose enough to use sarcasm. Blunt, yet vague sarcasm.

I really could care less... Icons are icons and english is english. I can see and understand both clearly. Although... I'm into the aftermarket (new car for me? not very soon) and my Clarion has mostly words written in english. Some are in Canadian, but it doesn't bother me...

Or bland midsize Epsilons... I want my Grand Am back!

Now, now... That thread came long after I discovered C&G's problems. And FYI, I'm going to meet some guy this week. I am. Even if I have to drug him and drag him, I'm going to meet someone. I don't care if he's straight or a transexual, either. I'm desperate!!!

Honda motorcycles and ATVs rule. No questions asked. Don't even try to diss them. You can't. My 300EX ATV and Nighthawk 750 cycle are awesome. They are. You can't deny that. No, you can't, can you? That's what I thought... go back to your corner. They rule, you know it. Let's leave it at that. Their cars... well, some rule... like the Prelude, NSX, Integra, CRX, and all non US Type-Rs. Honda is like GM is many ways, I think, as I look at Fly's sig. When they try... they rule. If they try too hard or not enough, they don't. Simple as that.

*ahem* I will... when someone fixes it for me. I can't. There's no link to be found anywhere on the forums or the homepage and whenever someone gives me the link (like NOS), and I click on it... it says I am not authorized to access this chat room. Uh... hello? I want to chat, damnit!!!

Bah... that's nothing compared to that 9ft wide Sequoia I toppled over the other day... Once the sun comes out again and dries all the... uh stuff, I'll have more pics. The weather is trying to conquer me. It hasn't, but it has kept me from finishing this thread... The grand finale is thing things away.

Goddamn.... this is really annoying. Everytime I try to get on, it'll stop working after a few minutes. What the hell is that? I can barely post...

Duh du-duhn... I had a very "Chevy" day, yesterday. First, was a C3 Vette, then a 2nd gen Camaro, after that two sweet Cobalt SS's; coupe and sedan, then my first C6 Vette not at a dealership... and on Brookville's Main St. Finally, I finally got to drive my Grandma's Cobalt. It's nice. It is. Such a big difference between it my GA... it's so sensitive. The high beams would come on when I used the damn turn signal. Oh... and it's not a torque-less little thing like the GA, either...

Interesting.

Yes, but my opinion is more important than your's, you see? I'm special, remember? Yes... that is and always will be my excuse for everything and I'm sticking with it... forever and ever and ever. Tight forested hills? Four-wheelers have push bars. I just knock down everything that gets in my way... trees, bushes, cows, rocks, kids... doesn't matter. If it's in my way, it'll go away. Although, my bald tires make it tough sometimes... Just means I have to get some speed first. Especially for cows. I need to be at the top end of 4th gear to splatter guts... otherwise, I just push the cow over and run over it while spinning blood. Either way, it's pretty fun.

Sorry... Like his were? Josh, I respect and all, but I recall someone that was banned... long, long ago... yet did nothing deserving of that. Perhaps it was a personal beef with him, no? I hate to bring this up, but damn... It seems the tables are suddenly turned. Coincidence, maybe? Anyways, Buickman is pollution to C&G. He needs banned. He's an egotistical idiot and ridiculous agenda againt Wagoner who thinks simple advertising and dealer level changes are going to save GM for once all, even ignoring the real problems. I'm sorry... Personal attacks, whatever... He deserves them for all I care and until this disgrace is gone, I won't stop. He is undeserving of any respect what-so-ever. I mean... he knows how to sell Buicks in "Buick town". Wow... such an accomplishment. Is he banned yet, Josh? Let me know when he is. Oh... I'm supposed to be on topic... um... It's good to see the General making some cuts.

Yep... sometimes fun, but total POS's. *Ahem* They do... My parents have one and it is the biggest piece of $h! I have ever experienced. If all Blazers were to be crushed, it'd put a smile on my face. Sorry, but I hate the stupid thing. Maybe if the 4wd didn't stop working for third time.... Exactly. Relatives who owned Blazers had the same damn problems as we have... I don't think it's coincidental. Once again... Exactly! Alright, now back to the amazing Fit.

Reg... the Fit was the fastest to 60 as well as in the quarter mile. Combine that with its sporty handling and excellent MPG, I don't see what you could possibly complain about. More power? It doesn't need it, obviously. If it did, it wouldn't have been the fastest. Does that make any sense to you what-so-ever? And don't give me any bull about it only being at high RPMs. I know you all too well, by now... Yeah, I got this issue in the mail, and if you compare the RPMs... the redline and where the most hp/torque is made, the Honda isn't close to needing the highest amount of RPMs. In fact, the Caliber called for higher RPMs. Imagine that. Also, even though it was the smallest in exterior dimensions, it bested alot of others in interior dimenions. Not to mention that, personally, it's styled the best. Bland, but not ugly like the others...

Happy birthday, Ocn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are cats f@#king and fighting outside my house right now. I can hear moaning and screaming meows... It's sickening, I tell you. I hope you don't have to hear that on your birthday. So have a good one!

Bah.. you don't know nothin' you stupid domestic humpin canuck! :AH-HA_wink:

Thank god... now I can tell you all how my day (as well as the past few days) went without anyone second guessing what I say. I mean... seriously. I could say something bluntly obvious and you guys wouldn't believe it on that day. First off, I got to ride out to my Grandparents today, on my 300EX. It wasn't warm, but it wasn't cold either. It was wet, though. Damn rain, the previous night... Anyways, had fun. Got to pull some major Gs with it with sliding the tail around tight dirt road turns. Just the usual... Once there, I got to ride in his new Yamaha Rhino 660 again. It's pretty nice except for that auto. It's a tricky little thing and really causes the 660 to suck in the gasoline. That and it's wide... the trails out there call for more flexibly sized ATVs. Barely got through some places. After that... I got to pimp out my Grandma's Cobalt with Jeff Gordon stuff. A car that attaches to her atennae and a front license plate. Totally Pimpish. Then my mom came over and picked me up... This is the exciting part. First, she breaks the news to me that my dad got a huge bonus from work, after... get this... getting a pretty large raise just a day earlier. The first thing they wanted to do was get rid of our POS... in other words, the $h!tiest $h!ty Blazer that's a huge piece of $h!. Clear enough, I suppose? So, she took me to a few dealerships to see what I thought they should get. They finally seemed to realize that I might... just might... know a thing or two about cars since they like to buy POSs. I mean that literally. The first place we went to was the Brookville GM dealership (aka BV BCCP ). We weren't looking at new vehicles since we wanted something good... not just something new, you know? So just used, mostly. Nothing there, so off to a few others. Soon, there was a pretty nice '02 Subaru Impreza wagon (well... "Outback Sport"). All black with a manual transmission. I was all for that, until we arrived at a Nissan dealership out of town... They had an insanely cheap Nissan Murano SE. I mean... for what it's worth, that is. $19,899 is good, no? Almost too much for us, really. It was loaded and had that awesome leather interior. Exterior was a bronzish color. I was drooling. After that, we didn't really see much... For them, that is. At a VW dealership, I saw my car. Alright... I know a while back I was all for 240SXs, then I suddenly had an affair with BMW 3ers... Well, I totally forget what a 240SX is. Aren't they those bland Jap-mobiles? Anywho... it was a sexy 95 325iS coupe with a manual. Black on black. Only 91,000 miles, too. It was $5600. We test drove it... OMG, it drives like a gem. My GA is a piddly Yugo in comparison. I looked it over, too, and there wasn't much wrong with it. A few scratches on the paint and a slight smokers stench inside (not nearly as bad as the GA had). Also, that dealership put ugly front license plates on all their cars... That'll have to go. I begged my mom to either take a loan out... something, anything to get this car. She caved in! Yes! We talked to some guys there already and am planning to come back on monday. Appearantly, the "bad credit" thing was just a disguise to just not wanting to take out loan. Damn them... but I can't complain now, can I?! Getting back to them, I think my mom really really like that Murano. It's like a cross between a Blazer and a Grand Am... the best of both worlds. Haha... it's perfect for her, I guess. Now for pics... To top it off, we came back to my Grandparent's and spent the night playing Cad. I won twice! Anyways, I think I may have finally found a boyfriend. On Thursday, I went to the Dubois mall. As I was looking at some shirts in JCPenny's... a guy walked up to me. He must have had really really good gaydar, as he broke the ice with "Hey... I'm Shawn... You wouldn't happen to be gay, would you?" Wow... I hesitated for a few seconds and asked "Um... do you think I am?" Yeah... not a good response but we ended up talking for a while. Cool guy, I found out. We exchanged phone numbers and went our seperate ways. Well, that night, I got a call. That was quick. We talked some more... for almost two hours. We made plans to hang out Friday. So... come Friday, I didn't go to school (yeah, yeah... I've already failed for the year anyways). I went over to Dubois again, and met him at the mall again. From there we went to his house. My my... I was so nervous. We talked some more... and ended up in his bedroom. No, no... nothing like that. That comes later. Yeah... I leave to go home around noon or so. Later that day... shortly after I got off the internet, he called. He said this time let's meet in Brookville. That was perfectly alright with me. The best part? My parent's went out to a party while my brother was over at a friend's house. I had the house to myself! After meeting on main street (it was raining, sadly, or I would have accomplished my dream of walking down main street at night with another guy). Had him follow me to my house. Once there, he said "Wow... you totally live in redneck country." Haha... it's true. I brought him inside and of course, Harley jumped up on him. He's such a hyper, but happy dog. Sometimes annoying, too. Shawn didn't mind, though. He loved dogs. That was good. Well, we talked again. We really connect, you know... That turned into we going into my lovely room. He commented on my car covered walls, haha... Anyways, to get to the point, we ended up making out on my bed. He took his shirt (god, he is hot) as if we might take it further, but just then my parents came home. We quickly stopped and acted... uh... like normal, like friends I guess. My dad didn't think anything of it, thankfully, but I think my mom knew what was going on... Hopefully all of this is a sign of things to come... Most likely not, but this'll make me happy enough, especially Shawn. But the BMW may give him a run for his... uh... making BV happy skills. Hmm... him and me making out inside the BMW? Haha... better than either! post april fool's. i got you, didn't i?

Someday... Someday I'll race my 300EX. I'm pretty sure it'll manage to beat a few...

Yeah... well, my GA'll waste that sonuva bitch... even with the engine all torn apart. FWD N-bodies without engines rule, brotha! Can't beat 'em, can ya? Didn't think so, my homies. Yeah... suck on that. Huh!

You know... I saw something today, for the first time, but I can't remember what it was. Doesn't that suck? It was something recently new... Um... Oh! It's coming to me! Here it comes.... here it comes... Wait, no, that's not it... Ooh... still coming! I remember! I saw my first ever Cobalt SS SC! The wing doesn't look as big in person. I don't see what people's problem is. Although, I do agree the regular spoiler would look better on it. I'm serious. Also, I saw an Infiniti FX45. Yay.