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11 hours ago, daves87rs said:

New scent for Old Spice?

mold spice

has anyone else ever not showered for several days and fallen in love with the odour of your own, undeodorized flesh? 

On 6/11/2019 at 12:45 PM, balthazar said:

WTH is mercedes doing down in this segment?

making bank

i’ll go to the grave saying the 500 abarth is the best city car on the north american market. so many people complain that sub-compact cars are boring appliances, yet fiat builds something that’s actually fun and practical and nobody cares.

if you stuck a straw up your butt, would farts just silently pass through you?

the current gti occupies the middle of some hellish venn diagram of basicness where its fanbase is split between vape-bros, urban professionals and hot to trot yoga chicks, and now I see gti’s everywhere. 

angry white man hates the EU and America’s best regarded carmaker, and is now stanning for China:

4 hours ago, ocnblu said:

No one will buy it

because it’s a GM

2 hours ago, ocnblu said:

So we agree.  Chevrolet Bolt sales are dropping, and have dropped every year since 2017.

because it’s a GM

17 hours ago, ocnblu said:

This person is the (literally) biggest troll on this site.  And he is left unchecked by the powers that be.  This is the first mention of EVs in this thread... and I could list untold numbers of other threads where EV's are brought up inappropriately by him.  And do not get me started on his myriad political posts that go completely unchecked in inappropriate places.

Psychological projection is a defence mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.

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shame they spent money on the interior this time because nobody's gonna be caught dead inside that fugly thing

1 hour ago, Cmicasa the Great said:

Thus GM being liable for idiot's not able to access the common sense part of their brains

other car makers didn’t have ignition issues. 

you’re implying only idiots buy GM’s?

Okay I’ve used my mod powers to split the threads. Serious discussion about Hyundai’s recall is here: 

https://www.cheersandgears.com/forums/topic/91192-hyundai-newshyundai-and-kia-get-served-a-class-action-lawsuit/

i guess GM ignition recalls are a non-starter here...

1 hour ago, oldshurst442 said:

Im mad at North American consumers for neglecting what made North America the envy of the world.

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If we just keep what we got and we demand as consumers better products

america is the envy of the world because it has choice and we chose to not buy gm’s crappy cars precisely because consumers do demand better products...

lol GM couldn’t even make ignition switches properly and people here say Hyundai is somehow bottom of the barrel...

i was walking downtown and then i detected seismic activity in brown town. i was with people and if i didn't evacuate the farticles in time, the bullet train express to Brownsville Station would arrive too early. 

in a moment of sheer genius, i quickly ran to a busker playing good king wenceslas on tuba, threw a dollar and stood next to him, quietly joining in a duet that was nearly pitch perfect because I do lots of squats. 

when did you conceal farts like a pro?

NOW WITH MOISTURIZING STRIP TO KEEP YOUR MANLY MOUNTAIN MAN MOUSTACHE TRIMMED AND TIDY

best in class payload for bigly american sized male insecurities

...what's with the tail lights? 

as soon as i'm approached at a dealership, i politely ask for the rep's card and say i'm looking. they wish me a nice day, and i go about my business, in the comfiest driver seat. 

if another approaches me, i just say i'm being helped by the guy's name on the card, and then I'm entirely left alone, free to massage my taint on the shift knob per my fetish. 

don't be weird with sales people...