FAPTurbo

3 hours ago, Cubical-aka-Moltar said:

Hmmm....Thing EV...call it the 'Thing-e'...

mitsu's design language sucks - it's plasti-tacky and overwrought, like they hired the one pontiac designer with a japanese tattoo and thinning ponytail who owns ecchi novels stickier than the rice he makes every meal.

On 10/28/2016 at 4:17 PM, ocnblu said:

MINI, as a brand, is junk.  Just like BMW.  I just think it's funny that so many hybrids have been introduced to great fanfare, then soon after, they are dead and no one misses them.  I could list them.  Wanna hear it? 

On 10/28/2016 at 4:19 PM, Drew Dowdell said:

About the same number of people who still miss Pontiac or Oldsmobile?

does anyone accidentally fart out undigested onion rinds into their knickers?

asking for a friend

if it's scrapped, murrica should call the new one the Fair American Protective Trade Agreement or FAPTA

4 hours ago, ocnblu said:

PEOPLE LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T AND THAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD

someone at my company made a similar complaint about my free charging vs his paying gas

he's fired now, so he doesn't have to pay gas money for the shopping cart he inevitably pushes now!

stirring their bottomless dark coffee poetically mirrors your country's dark swirling spiral into oblivion and i like the cheesecake

25 minutes ago, surreal1272 said:

inferior pleb non-tesla charging app

do they charge a vehicle in a half hour? no. 

i used a 'fast charger' with my tesla and it took forever. the only positive was that it was near a denny's so i could go inside and remind myself why i live on a coast. 

3 hours ago, dfelt said:

Clearly to think Cadillac does not have that even a little has to make one think twice about where you are coming from. 

i'd ask an ATS owner to back you up but I can't find one anywhere............ :[

3 hours ago, dfelt said:

Personally, Apple to me builds crappy products that force you to live their way only

lol you know what product forces you to live their way only? a chevy bolt... because where are you going to charge it if you don't want to be homestuck?

tesla lets you traverse the continent east-to-west with super fast charging stations, whenever you want. 

On 10/9/2017 at 8:32 AM, Cmicasa the Great said:

Tesla needs to realize that its WOW EFFECT is dissipating. In truth, the only thing that Tesla truly has going for it is that it currently has a captive market on 0-60 times and sportier styling.

you forgot both 'prestige' and 'aspirational' but as a cadillac owner, you'd be unfamiliar with either.

On 12/31/2013 at 2:53 AM, ocnblu said:

EVs are crap. Nobody wants them.

On 12/31/2013 at 10:04 PM, FAPTurbo said:

FOUR GOD DAMN YEARS WE'VE BEEN HEARING THE SAME THING, HOLY SHIT

my mom's dead so you can stop beating that horse now

luxury sedan: sophisticate who made it and appreciates comforts

"luxury" truck: bubba's lost limb cheque came in the mail

2 hours ago, Cubical-aka-Moltar said:

I'd expect Ocn to go Amish with a horse and buggy before an EV... 

who'd be the bigger horse's ass in that situation?

On 10/1/2017 at 5:21 AM, ocnblu said:

Hyundai is not alone in forcing people out of low-priced hatchbacks and into miniature CUVs -

pretty sure low fuel prices and consumer tastes are the culprits...

it looks pretty sharp in those photos and if the interior's as good as the Elantra's, it'll be a class-leader.

this hopefully ends any remaining appeal for insufferable 'smoking jackets'

that's dumb...

the interior is garbage and the seats are harder than a gm accountant on bailout day... 

... and that makes listing mpg a bad idea why?...

why?

On 9/12/2017 at 3:31 PM, ocnblu said:

PEOPLE COLLECTIVELY LOST BILLIONS AND SOME EVEN DIED BUT THAT AIN'T GON' STOP ME FROM SHITPOSTIN' 'BOUT ELECTRIC CARS

a fiat owner making fun of depreciation/resale is the bigger disaster imo

2 hours ago, ocnblu said:

"china will be america's DOWNFALL..."  fixed it

the only electric thing you'll be driving is a wheelchair when this happens so why care so hard?