trinacriabob

WILDMANJOE: What kind of stains are found under your computer desk? I am AFRAID to ask.

Reg, you hit all three that I think about:1. Women don't age well, generally speaking. When we will get the grey flecks in the temples, we will look distinguished... for them, well....the way I look at it is that it evens out, they get to "cherry pick" earlier on and we are in the driver's seat later - fair, even though the pickings aren't as good later. Middle aged women + don't like that Sean Connery and Michael Douglas are boning younger chicks in movies. 2. If the mother is a rag, she probably will be too. If the mother wears the pants in the household, stay the hell away! 3. Having a vagina isn't entitlement to be on my charity list. Get it yourself (via a degree and a job). The problem is college educated, attractive women with easy-going personalities that want to go to work and help their husbands/boyfriends bring home the bacon are FEW. What the F*** are they talking about when they say there aren't good men around? Very few of them fit the checklist I just described. I know, I'm such an asshole.

Wow, all this talk of working for GM and living in Michigan. I used to think that working for GM would be the end-all job. I remember that, before I opted for grad school in architecture, I went to the MBA forum where all the schools put up booths. I seriously thought about U of M Ann Arbor. Seriously, including penciling out applications. I then thought - great, inside track to GM - but would I be happy living there? Then, if you don't end up at GM, you just spent 2 years in Ann Arbor which didn't interest me in the least. In fact, I wound up talking to a recruiter for GM. He told me that all of the automakers have trouble keeping people who came in from MBA programs on the coasts (Stanford, Berkeley, Harvard, Virginia) for this very reason. They've been burned and much rather hire Midwesterners from the highly ranked Midwestern schools. I wonder how many MBAs are clamoring to work for GM these days? Oh well.

Normal is good! Enjoy and good luck!

stupid

I want to hear about people's vacations. Not about afterbirth and the manual stimulation of old ladies.

Happy birthday...an Easter baby....a Passover baby....a (close to) tax day baby... Happy birthday, LA!

corn fed

Flyer has a "Y" not an "I"

Tonya Harding

No. Especially if you are IN the delivery room.

calories

That banana icon has to go....it's getting too much use!

intercourse (the opposite of division) :AH-HA_wink:

scam

As I stated in an earlier post, it is NOT...IMHO. The beach is virtually nonexistent. Had a slice of key lime pie and within 3 to 4 hours, we hit the road back up to Miami. The road down there over all the different keys is pretty stunning, though. Get some Cuban pastries and put on some dance music (which is inevitable in Florida) and the cruise control in the rented sled and you're ready.

PALMS. :AH-HA_wink:

R A I N C O A T S, dammit!

PANTHO (New England) DSUUPR (Portland area) Happy birthday greetings to both coasts!

Chargerino, It's funny how you say I may do this and that...now, it's your folks that are taking you, right?

15 y.o. - that's when you can get a permit in CA as long as you are accompanied Buick Regal (4 door vintage)

relief

Adam

Do her parents have a license plate frame that saysMY DAUGHTER AND MY MONEY GO TO T E Y X U S ? God, I hope not. Sidebar: it's actually a very respectable school, just too big...over 50,000 students.

If you are going to go the Josh/Reg route, please, please wear a "raincoat." I've seen good plans derailed by one night of stupidity. Personally, I wouldn't. She's trouble, even though Josh and Reg's posts are funny.