ocnblu

Sly, you are one righteous brotha.

This reminds me of that old Hollywood story where the set builders built little raised walkways on the floor so their vertically challenged actors could be "taller" than their leading ladies. It would be pretty funny to see an outtake like this... shown from the waist-up, they're in the heat of the moment, the music rises, he looks down at her and sweeps her into his arms to give her the closed-mouth kiss of her life... then she steps up on the platform and looks down at him. I'm 5'5" fully growed, so in middle and high school, I had to dance with a lot of TALL women. Seriously, I'm sure you realize now after your date that what's important is how you get along, how you feel about each other. That whole chemistry thing. Of course, a piece of 2X4 nailed to the bottom of your Nikes helps in some situations.

Have yourself a Happy Birthday, Northstar.

If they're not in the crosswalk that's 20 feet from where they cross, can I still turn them into a flat possum with no repercussions except to my suspension? What if they're on their cell phone while driving, drifting slower and slower, weaving slightly, can I pull a Dale Earnhardt and bump them onto the shoulder so I can continue on my way?

Huh? Baloney. Impala looks better.

If the size is right, this could be a more than worthy replacement for Envoy, especially if it has any kind of modern driving dynamics. It's almost fully cloaked, so I can't tell much about its "girlish figure", but it looks promising.

First ever G5?

What time is it now?

lincoln logs

I want to see more of the gray coupe with the fender scoop behind the reddish-orange insect monstrosity.

Uh oh chicken. Yes, we'll miss you. Get yourself out of trouble and come on back.

telegraph

Croc, hon, he wasn't talking about the WPB post. (Which only said what a lot of us were thinking in jest.) "Hello, Blondestar? This is Mr. Crocodoodle. I've locked myself inside my car and the keys are on the outside! No, I'm not completely blonde, but I have highlights. (Looks around outside and in rearview mirror) Why, can you see me?" Please don't get mad. I'm only playing witchoo!

:AH-HA_wink:

teetotaler

explosion (somewhere near West Palm Beach. Film at eleven.)

lithium

Oh yes. Colin Farrell.

soprano

Well dagnabit, thanks mute.

I heard some audio from her press conference this morning on the radio. She is a total bitch. She is blaming the media for their coverage of her crime. This slut should have kept her legs together, instead, she preyed on a horny 14 year old kid. What she did was wrong. A quote from her press conference, italics show her emphasis, this is directed to the media in general: "I challenge you to read. a. book. on bipolar." What, she's a victim now? BULL$h!. Who gives a rat's ass about this whore and her bipolar disorder? She was in a position of authority, and she abused that trust. She should be treated as harshly as any male teacher who would abuse a young girl in this way. Yes, teenagers are intensely horny, male and female, but she was supposed to be the adult in this situation. She threw away her career. She's stupid. She could have hooked so many male students with her looks, then changed their lives for the better by teaching them something worthwhile, in the classroom. Instead she chose to f@#k them and herself.

Lauren, you remind me of my cousin Allison.

Nope.

Shhhh... evweyone be vewwy quiet. O.C.'s praise is soo faint, you won't hear it otherwise. :AH-HA_wink:

A yellow Fit would look like a very "special" schoolbus. Even the name is stoopid. How could any sane person walk into a Honda dealership and say "Hi. I'd like to have a Fit, please."