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Satty

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  1. Satty

    Desktops!

    Ok, whats the "I just took a huge dump" icon?
  2. Satty

    Sharks

    I'm several hundred miles form the nearest ocean or body of water that may contain sharks. So unless there is some species that is going to swim through the pipes, pop out of my toilet and bite my ass while taking a dump, I'm not concerned.
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    Desktops!

    Seriously, that was kind of funny.
  4. Maybe they were prophetic. Did you go and stake out the place the camo'd cars were driving the next day? Your dreams bring you big money. That or you just typically have dreams about the things you think about often, i.e. Camaros and Solstii, or camo'd cars or NOS turning into the incredible hulk.
  5. Doesn't have the same "I wonder what they're doing in there" effect.
  6. I never got the whole story, it was apparently at somebody's house when they got arrested, so the cops brought it to the store.
  7. WMJ that last one reminds me of something that happened a couple weeks ago. The local police confiscated one of our car toppers and were going to bring it back to our store, they drove the entire 5 or so miles across town with the topper on top of the squad car.
  8. Ok, so BV would enjoy that, the coroner will probably need a jackhammer to separate BV from his pants if that happened.
  9. If I ever build a house instead of buying one that is already standing, I am going to say "no windows, only skylights" for that very reason. 'blu you are brilliant.
  10. The house looks great so far, especially for a first house. The reason for the lack of windows on the side of the first floor could be that there will be another house built next door, and its just creepy to be able to look out your window into your neighbors. Around here the lots are so small, and the houses are so close together that windows on the sides would get you a sweet view of the bricks next door and not offer much in the way of lighting.
  11. I like the black on black. How long before we see an '09 Camaro on eBay?
  12. See below... He'll either get us back by making really good jokes about us some day, or he'll get a $h!load of money for something (Think the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) hunt us down and beat the $h! out of us. Wouldn't it suck for us if NOS were The Hulk and we've made him angry?
  13. I wonder how often someone sitting in traffic gets bored and this happens: OnStar Rep-Hello, how may I help you? Driver-Is your refrigerator running? OnStar Rep-Excuse me? Driver-Is your refigerator running? OnStar Rep-I assume it is sir, I'd have to go check Driver-Can you go do that OnStar rep-Yes, just one moment ...... OnStar Rep-Yes sir, our refrigerator is running Driver-We'll you'd better go catch it
  14. And shouldn't left-over Regal/Century sales be lumped in with the w-body sales too? I'm sure there weren't many, but if you're going to do the comparison, add 'em all.
  15. I cant find any of my Freud dream interpretation books, but I'm pretty sure this means you're either gay or you want to have sex with your mother. (I'm joking, sheesh!) But it seriously would creep me out if someone I had never met before said, "Lets race to your house" and didn't ask where I lived.
  16. The current gen was a step backwards, its pretty awkward and disjointed. And there is no way her Camry, with a V6 gets 36mpg unless she drives nothing but highways, 75% of the time downhill with the car in neutral.
  17. Crack is cheap, I've made too much money in my life to do crack. --The best Whitney Houston quote ever, she said this on like Dateline or something like that. Pot has its place, and thats in the high school parking lot after you get out of sophmore english.
  18. Are you trying to make him a plump sNOSage?
  19. Crack, it keeps me from doing meth.
  20. Do you like get paid a royalty or something everytime someone clicks on a link to one of your pics? And NOS, the bumper sticks out just as much on the Asspen as is does on the Dungrango, you can tell by looking at the bumper on the passenger side in front of the headlight, and it sticks out so far that if you leave it parked on the street a few homeless guys are likely to mistake it for a park bench and the owner will have to shoo them away in the morning.
  21. They cant sell an '09 untile January 1, 2007, just like they couldn't seel an '07 until January 1, 2006. Model years dont run the same as calendar years.
  22. But it doubles as a picnic table just as well as the 4th gen Camaro's dash does. You really shouldn't have 2 row seating on the freaking bumper.
  23. It is as ugly as a Durango(Dung-rango?), just in a different way.
  24. The 300 looks more Bentley(see: Arnage) than RR, the Imperial looks totally RR, especially up front and in the c-pillar.
  25. If Dubya can get elected, so can razmatazz, then he could ablolish the first amendment, he'd probably also get rid of the nineteenth too.
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