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Guest YellowJacket894
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Look up "Buickman."

(Courtesy of me and some of Fly's messing around. :D)

Guest YellowJacket894
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There was one about it a while ago, but I don't think it involved the site specifically, just an article.

Also look up (these are ones that I did and they probably suck):

-Tuscan whole milk

-Johnnie Walker: A Memoir

-Wino Crossings

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Fly posted the Abraham Lincoln one a while ago. If you haven't read that one yet, you have to...it's beyond hilarious. "Is Abraham Lincoln gonna have to choke a bitch?"

"Lincoln was assassinated to due his lack of chigginess."

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Lincoln was microwaved at 50% power for 5 minutes and then heated at 350 degrees for 30 minutes while placed directly on the center oven rack by Lee Harvey Oswald while watching a show at Ford's Theater. Unfortunately for Oswald, he failed to remove Lincoln's plastic wrapper and the President was rendered inedible, and stank up the theatre with a smell of burnt grains and plastic. Oswald was later put to death by chocolate in Council Bluffs, Iowa, where Lincoln had previously eaten nonpareils and black squirrel pie during a visit.

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