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  1. It's smaller..so there!
  2. kick
  3. Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians,Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore . HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' -She is'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is 'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.' 11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is 'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.' 12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers 'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.' 6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.' 7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' 8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.' 9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.' 10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is 'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.' 11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants-It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE' Please use your best judgment when referring to these people, so as to make it more comfortable for the rest of us.
  4. Does it have power locks and/or windows? Is it an aftermarket alarm?
  5. I hoping so.. It would suck not having ac during the summer....
  6. Mr. Rogers
  7. *puts helmet on* Ok, ready...
  8. That so reminds me of my friend....I remember having to pull off the road for a few minutes on the way somewhere so he didn't kill my friend in the back....
  9. Interesting... *hears O.C. packing as we speak*
  10. I picked the Vue. I like the Edge too, but the Saturn looks will wear better, and will be better on gas. I know she does quite a bit of driving, so with 4 buck gas....
  11. Happy birthday guys! I hope you guys have a good one!
  12. It's funny you say that.. If I get a decent size drink in the Cobalt, the cup rests right against the ac/heat switch. Then I had to make a quick stop-and it dripped out on the switch...left me thinking why someone would put cupholder that close....
  13. Cap-She's still there....... Got stuck in traffic though....I couldn't make a left into the place....
  14. soccer
  15. daves87rs

    Should I?

    Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes...........
  16. I hear Chevelle smoking is good....
  17. It doesn't look too bad..
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