Cory Wolfe

Saab is being castrated...

Um... I'm no fan of the Yaris, but I find this pretty ridiculous. Upset by that?!

Haha... I now see what a lack of a sense of humor you guys have.

Still quite the disaster if you ask me... Ugh.

Well, I'll have to say that I am pleased then. This is what I would call payback for the other thread. So far... I see lots of ruffled feathers. I think I did well. If you don't like it... well... go slap those who pissed me off. Yeah... Like swerving to miss a deer has anything to do with my driving. So... I'm just lucky it was a field and not something else, like with my mom and the Blazer. I understand though... Just had to have some fun in the face of adversity. My pleasure. Hahahaha... I'd say so... Hahahaha... Haha... yeah... what Ven said. I had an agenda behind this and you don't like it, Croc, please let someone else post something... more... purposeful. Mmmkay? Thank you, Mrs. Croc. Hahahaha.... I don't believe in Karma.... But anyways... nah... this happened when I was driving no faster than anyone else on the same road. As I said.. the speedlimit... and it was on a straight section of road. My driving had nothing to do with me ending up in a field. Maybe if I had just hit the brakes and slid into the deer... I wouldnt have had to find my way out of a field, but then I'd have considerable damage. Maybe I could have regained control after swerving, but as I've clearly said in the past... I'm not retarded and I don't think I'm some magical driver. So yeah... Like my joke? If any of you are pissed, you now know how I felt... And I have suceeded.

No wonder I taste nasty then... I can't remember the last time I actually act fruit.

Yeah... I don't f@#king think so. But anyways... the other night, while I didn't wreck, I went for a wild ride. It was around 10pm. The roads were wet. I had just installed something and was driving around trying it out. I was only going the speedlimit, mind you... when suddenly a deer appeared (haha... I can't say I remember how it appeared... it just did). Well... I swerved. I missed it... but... I lost it. Appearantly wet roads make it pretty difficult to regain control. I almost did... but the car was pointed in the wrong direction and was already on its way into a... prepare yourself... a field. Oh man... that shook the hell out me. I mean... not literally, but I was freakin shaking afterwards. The fun part was getting out of the field. First off, it was by far taller than my car, so I had no idea where to go. Second, it was wet. Third, it was on a slight hill. I eventually found my out and was surprised to find out that me and my Millenia made it out practically unscathed. As it turns out, it just got clobbered with hay and other $h! you'd find in a field. My car was covered in it... On the way home, alot of it blew off, but it was still rather dirty... and smelled like a freakin field. My radiator was stuffed. Anyways, before I washed it earlier today, I took pics of it. Afterwards, I took pics of where it happened... notice that it was on a straight piece of road, heh. Now all I have to do is to get some strong scatch remover because the paint on my front end looks horible now. Scratches everywhere. Most of them unremovable, but I'll see what I can do. Here are the real pics: The car: The place: Heh... You can barely see any skid marks since the road was wet and it just slid.. so these might be irrelevant.

Know how you guys always "gave it to me" about my driving? Well... I suppose you all were right. I guess the inevitable happened... I... uh... wrecked. I'm fine, though. Can't say that my Millenia is... It happened the other night. Got a pic earlier today. Would've gotten more, but my batteries when dead before I could. Eh... Anyways... from what I can remember... I was on my way to Brookville, for no reason really. The roads were a bit wet and I was going about 55. Um... as I came up to this one turn... I just... IDK... must've lost it. Next thing I remember, I was in an Ambulance. I honestly don't remember what happened. I'm not even sure what I ran in to. Anyways, I was cleared and then my parents took me home. They kept asking questions, but I didn't know what to tell tell. Once there, I just went straight to bed. I felt pretty $h!ty... had a massive headache... still do. Well... I guess this is what I get. It's my fault. I should have taken you guys' wise advice. I almost didn't post this, but figured I might as well... Here's what left of it: Haha..

What Ocn said... but yeah... good choice. The Fusion is alright... Just... please do something about the piddly-sized wheels of the base version...

Heh... you got the car with the freaky front end! How much you selling your Z28 for, though? Will you trade for a Millenia?

Yeah... I like my moonroof... but it does eat up rear headroom... I found that out.

You know... do something about the front... and change the side greenhouse design and it might have been good looking... Sad... It really is quite sad.

What?! It's the truth!!! The difference between me and you is... You're kidding... I'm not.

Really.. I can't even make out half the photos... Looks nice to me from the earlier and much clearer photos.

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The G5 will sell as well as the other pitiful rebadge GM forced upon Pontiac...

I buy what I like. I buy what makes me happy. It's not my fault GM isn't and hasn't made a car that just... fulfills me. But yes... I agree with BigPontiac. Personally, I think you're paranoid. I'm going to be able to laugh in your face when those 10 years come... hell, give it 20 years. Oh... and dealers are evil.

I think my reasonings for not giving BM any respect have, once again, been justified.

Hmm... I think I can attest to that. Is it just me... or does that rhyme with my name? Weird... What about the sides? If I measure along the right side, I gain half an inch over the left... Or in my case... not as below average as before... Hmmm...

*Looks down* I don't...

Interesting... Well, I feel better already.

Oh man, Deft... I'm so sorry to hear this... I... I don't know what to say...

I'm sorry... I still think C&G is better off without Buickman.

Frank, Frank, Frank...