Cory Wolfe

The fly... keep quiet... stare... When he notices, walk away.

Hmm... Prizes, eh? I might have to get my ass back into gear on that RWD Pontiac...

Blowjob!

NOS does love that inflatable...

Delicious

Yeah... otherwise, Valentine's day wouldn't suck for me.

Toilet!

Crappy cars

Hey now... Only I live in Nowhere, PA. If you check the locations for everybody else who said they've seen this, they're in nicely sized Cities outside of PA, except for Ocnblu. Don't single me out, damnit! Well, I didn't say there weren't any exceptions, did I?

Valentine's day sucks. Period.

OSV? ...Pfft, Denali rocks.

Speeding

The POS Blazer... it's fun on snow covered roads. That's all I'll say.

Well, it was cheap. I can understand, now. 154hp with a turbo and weighing 3000lbs... wasn't bad, I guess. I'm sure it'd be good race between it and my GA at 150hp n/a and weighing 2800lbs.

Well, all I really know is that he was in the Vietnam war and that was Marilyn Monroe. I don't know the specifics like if the two are related. He joined in time for the Korean War, though, and I think he was born in '31. Maybe he was in both...

Valentine's day sucks. As for the IS... yes, it has huge mirrors.

So.... Would a Porsche Cayenne be out of the question? Meh, I hate trucks/SUVs...

Fake

While searching through pics, I came across this one. I forgot that my dad had this. My grandpa was in the Vietnam war and sometime when he was in service, they had Marilyn Monroe come to sing at a USO show, basically. He took lots of pics and this is one of them. I just thought it was interesting and I'd share it...

Well, I found a few more. I also retook some of the pics, they're more clear now. Check them out in my first post. Anyways, here's my dad's old '77 Scottsdale. Yeah... it looks horrible. I'm not sure what he was thinking by letting it go like that. Otherwise, the 350 ran great and sounded great as well, thanks to its custom exhaust. Again, though, it used to be a beautiful dark silver with light blue stripes and lots of chrome. Kind of sad... In the first pic, it's sitting where our driveway was after we burnt down an old garage that used to be there. In the second pic, it's at a campsight and those are my grandparents. Yes, she's the drinking, smoking, gambling, Nascar loving, "Super Bitch" one. Here's another pic of of the Regal. Yeah, it sucks as well. You can barely see it, so I tried to highlight it. If you look closely, it has an unpainted nose because of the 2nd deer it hit. Oh... it's at my grandparent's house (the same ones above) and that's my uncle's back-hoe... And that's me sitting on the tire.

I am exactly the same way.

Nice... uh... car, Chris. Sporty.

Oxide.

Jeep Compass

Did I mention I'm currently listening to SOAD, too?