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One of those 3-foot tall inflatable penises would look great in the corner there, Nosinger. Tell them it's a scale model of your junk.

yo mama

Yeah, moonshine is made from corn, I believe.

testicles

Well, let me clarify... straight vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol smells... horrible. No, I'm not like Sue Ellen Ewing, who, after all the drinkable alcohol was taken out of the house, she went to her medicine cabinet and... drank that stuff. *shiver*

Agreed, except the one I saw today was silver, which kind of washed out the new, squarer lines. And the dashboard... is... nicer than the Cobalt's. '07 G5 Base, optioned nicely, at the local dealer. I like how the base car has 5 lugs, something only the Cobalt SS has. Also, I like the shiny "carbon fiber" dash trim pieces better than Cobalt's gray painted stuff.

Straight vodka tastes like friggin' rubbing alcohol. It's horrible.

heart-shaped

Yeah, I had a salesdude tell me the 5.3L with AFM is not available in the Aveo5. Can you believe the nerve? :AH-HA_wink:

Cowboy?

Chrome fender skirts with louvres... curb feelers... skull shift knob that lights up red... chrome door edge trim on every edge...

Nos, all kidding aside, I am not saying that was your goal when you posted about it at the top of your thread, trust me. All I'm saying is, yeah, it's true what I said about the movie scenes.

Aww... Nos, I don't like the taste of liquor either, especially straight. I think I know what you're doing. You don't want to go off to college without trying that junk because you know people are going to ask you about it. You know this, but let me say it... you can have fun and be popular in college if you don't drink much. Don't try to change who you are because of what you think they expect of you.

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Yeah, Chris, I didn't want to tell Nos, but in every "college boy" gay porn scene I've seen, the dorm room walls are always covered with girlie posters. It's how gay guys lure the "bi curious" ones in for some lovin'. So there ya go, Nos, that's the real reason why I cautioned you against putting up posters of hot girls. :AH-HA_wink:

The Paul Newman thing was a reference to the movie "Cars"... Paul Newman was the voice of the judge, a Hudson. I don't know how I thought of it. :AH-HA_wink: To Mr. Sixty4: long live pushrods! from what I understand, a balance shaft rotates in the opposite direction of everything else in the engine to cancel out the shakes. 90 degree V6 engines are inherently unbalanced, so a balance shaft smooths them out. A 60 degree V6 is naturally balanced, so a shaft is less necessary. I think the GM 4.3L V6 was a notorious shaker before they put a balance shaft in it (not that it's the smoothest with it, but it's a good engine otherwise.)

But Newbie, don't you get paper copies of the Ordering Guide for each new model year, outlining the changes? Hopefully, you have a reference you can go to somewhere close to your desk with answers to some of those obvious and (sometimes) obscure customer questions. I've never worked in the front of the dealership, so forgive me, but on some of those slow days, I'd be reading order guides and checking spec sheets. Not to try to remember every little detail, but so I'd know where to look up the answers to some of the questions you're bound to get hit with. Does GM still do a "Ride & Drive", where they send a bunch of sales people to a central location to familiarize them with a new product? If you've been to one of those, how informative are they? Do they make you feel ready to present the vehicle to a potential customer? Maybe my Canyon questions were too inconsequential... I asked about the larger engines and interior changes, two areas of criticism for the GMT355s. I guess it's just too early for him to know. I forgive him for that. But the GMT900 pickup is only the hugest program for GMNA, he should have a clue what it is... maybe he just hasn't heard the "900" reference, but has only heard it as "all new", I dunno. I will say, though, that GMC, with relatively few models, should be easier to remember than Chevrolet.

offer?

Um, "world's smallest side mirrors"? I can't believe I actually wanted one of these when they were new.

Hahaha, be careful who you wake up next to. :AH-HA_wink:

mute, that's great. You're a very creative guy, you'll do well. If you have any stuff you won't be selling that you want to post, or send directly, I'd like to see it.

The quarter glass is interchangeable! It would have been a great marketing opportunity to call it the "Jeep Gremlin". Then they could have brought back all the great special editions that made the original Gremlin so fun.

Well I hope you're happy, Fly. There is a "nose mark" on my monitor because I had to get in really close to see all the sweeping changes made to this grand automobile.

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..."customer needs assistance in lane 3..."