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Satty

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  1. Satty

    Funny Papers

    When BM goes away and Josh quits acting like a child who didn't get his way so he's trying to ruin everyone else's fun I'll quit on them both. But I doubt either will happen without a banning. If I pulled some of the crap over at the(supposed)gmsource that Josh pulls here, I'd be banned and rightfully so. Hell, I've seen Josh ban people (Rex Raider) for less.
  2. If you think P,R,N,D and L are gears then you really need to learn what a gear is.
  3. Would you care to elaborate, as I have found nothing to suggest that any Mazda Millenia has more than four forward gears in its transaxle.
  4. Ummmmm....reverse doesn't count as a speed and last I checked early 90's Millenia had 4 speed automatics.
  5. Wanna race? Similar weight, similar power, mine has a 5-speed and I dont buy cheap gas.
  6. James Earl Jones replacing Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingered
  7. Speaking of toy cars, I have two of the Hot Wheels Fusions out of Fruit Loops boxes, I didn't win the free car, which is fine by me, since the one they're giving away is exactly the same as my car.
  8. Ok, so this conversation started at work towards the end of the day and continued over dinner and via text message through the night. Some friends and I were talking about ways to make already existing movies better, or at least more interesting. Some of my suggestions: Chuck Norris as Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. He has a beard already. Speaking of The Passion, wouldn't it have been a lot more interesting if M Night Shyamalan had written and directed it? How about Mel Gibson directing Schindler's list or The Sound of Music? There were more but those were the most amusing ones I can remember.
  9. Satty

    Funny Papers

    I'll say it again, you bring this $h! on yourself by being a douchebag.
  10. Having a comfortable interior with a somewhat useable back seat will also help sell all trim levels. If hp were the only thing that sells cars then the Mustang would be the one on hiatus right now, but the Mustang was a little more comfortable, a little more practical and just held greater overall appeal to the masses.
  11. They need to make the Camaro appeal to car buyers, not just Camaro buyers. If you cant convince people who would otherwise buy a G35 or 3er or stuff like that, whats the point? If its not going to bring in new buyers, it really isn;t going to do much for the bottom line.
  12. Clay Aiken
  13. Hitchhike....just show a little leg, you'll get a ride.
  14. He was supposed to come 8/19 (which happens to be thie birthday of a very good friend of mine) but the doctor only performs c-sections on Tuesdays, so it'll be the 15th, which is 19 days after my birthday and 19 days before my girlfriend's.
  15. A week from tomorrow.
  16. You like it for breakfast, you love getting that morning wood....I mean morning sNOSage.
  17. Is it time to masturbate yet?
  18. HOLD ME CLOSER TINY sNOSage DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Satty

    Funny Papers

    The funniest thing I've ever read in a newspaper was a story about a douchebag Buick salesman from somewhere in Michigan who was arrested after police caught him making out with an unidentified lover in a Pontiac Solstice.
  20. Satty

    Advice...

    Did it suck the gas down in the same manner a "slut" sucks down certain bodily fluids without charging for said sucking services?
  21. Linkypoo More worthless crap to read at the link.
  22. Satty

    Advice...

    We have a gas station that always has their prices listed as about twenty cents cheaper than everywhere else, they dont tell you that the cheap price is only good if you get a carwash until you get up to the pump. Assholes. Methinks BV has a story he doesn't want to tell. Did the gas turn out to be koala blood?
  23. Sweet, you posted. SLUT!!!
  24. Hey BV, you should post something, I see you reading this thread.
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