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Friday, October 13, 2006

A Car Czar Too Far: Why Bad Things Happen to Good Saabs

From www.thetruthaboutcars.com

Leave it to the Germans. When it comes to resurrecting, producing and managing foreign niche marques, the Aktiengesellschaft do the job right. While German ownership is not without its faults (think BMW's troubled relations with MG Rover), their batting average is league leading. Meanwhile, at the bottom of the pile& Not to put too fine a point on it, GM does European automobiles as convincingly as Chinese Premier Jiang Zemin sang O Sole Mio in karaoke; the results are muddled, embarrassing and on view for an international audience.

Yes, Ford's been farting around with foreigners as well. But you can almost forgive The Blue Oval's lazy and misguided stewardship of the venerable Jaguar brand when balanced against the fine products coming from their Volvo, Aston and Land Rover subsidiaries. In contrast, GM's husbandry of Saab is cynical, invasive and, ultimately, unpardonable.

Whenever I hear Vice Chairman of Global Development Maximum Bob Lutz talk about Saab, my skin crawls. In fact, his comments about the brand's products often reveal willful contempt. In GM's FastLane blog, Maximum Bob "playfully" commented on the Swedish design elements incorporated into the Saab 9-7X, an Ohio-built SUV based on GM's 2005 GMT360 chassis (better known as ye olde Chevrolet Trailblazer). "The center console is not only 100% Saab in design and execution, but also features the famed ignition in the area where the Golden Retriever can turn it off."

Obvious SUV - dog jokes aside, Maxi Bob's flippant description of a characteristic Saab safety feature leads me to believe that if GM owned MINI, Bob'd be pushing a Chevrolet Aveo with faux aluminum rocker switches, lauding how it succeeds in maintaining MINI's mojo (if MB knew what a mojo was). Why, he would proclaim, we even painted a Union Jack on the roof! That kind of heritage costs money you know. It sure does Mr. Lutz. As does your $1.8m annual salary.

If GM had the same respect for Saab as the Germans have for their foreign brands, the picture would be a lot rosier. The General would understand that a Saab shouldn't be badge engineered anything. While the [bimmer funded] Rolls Royce Phantom was hardly a runaway sales success, at least it preserves the marque's elite heritage, and affords Rolls a chance to try again. The 9-7X is a bad joke that makes Saab into a bad joke. GM would also know not to pitch the resulting products to Audi or Volvo buyers; just as BMW realized that the new MINI and Rolls-Royce should be marketed to their own, singular clientele (they don't call 'em niche markets for nothin').

Clearly, GM's flair for cutting edge design and brand management is long gone. It's as though The General has turned from an affable old geezer into a cantankerous son of a bitch who's obsessed with the bottom line, but refuses to cough-up the dough for new product. "Goddammit, use watchya got!" Wait! It gets worse. Now the same badge engineering that sunk Oldsmobile and continues to threaten Pontiac and wounds Saab's credibility and could bland Saturn to death is being exported to Johnny Foreigner.

GM Europe (and now South Africa) have recently introduced a Cadillac built on the same Epsilon chassis as the Saab 9-3 and Opel Vectra. Remove the "L" from the Cadillac BLS and the acronym is more indicative of what GM has accomplished with this "new" car. What happened to the magnificent Eldorado convertible in La Dolce Vita that paraded down the cobbled streets of Rome oozing the chromium of rich, victorious, post war Americana? Gone. While the STS is busy not selling abroad as well, European buyers now think of a Cadillac as mid-sized motor that can be ordered with an "economical" four cylinder diesel.

Even more bizarrely, GM's thinking about importing the unholy Caddy "a foreign-built badge-engineered Cadillac" into the US. If you need proof that GM knows everything about bean counting and nothing about selling automobiles, well, there it is. Again. The fact that GM green-lighted the exact same mistake that nearly killed Caddy in the US some thirty years ago eliminates any hope that Bob Lutz's enthusiasm for global platform sharing, for Opel-izing Saturn and Holdenating Pontiac, will create a coherent model line-up. GM is far more likely to import more penny-pinching half-breeds, mutants and unlovable bastards.

Obviously, shared engineering is not in and of itself a liability. Seat, Audi, Lamborghini and Bugatti all benefit from corporate parent VW's technological resources. No, the real enemy is willful ignorance. Niche brands require careful nurturing. More than anything, niche consumers demand products that display brand-faithful individuality. Anything less is a new 9-3. So now The General is faced with two solutions to its money-draining mismanagement of Saab: either embrace the German model of ownership or set it free before it faces an ignominious death. Needless to say, they'll do neither.

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While Saab may not be in the greatest shape at the moment, there is some good stuff in the pipeline. For example . . .

New 2008 9-5 is due very soon . . .

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New 2009 9-4X is due soon, as well . . .

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There are also rumors of a new 9-1 compact to replace the 9-2X, a new 9-3 to be introduced before or along side the 9-4X, and a reborn Sonnet.

While not all Saabs may not be built in Sweeden, they are Sweedish in design in execution. The 9-2X and 9-7X are exceptions, of course. But at least GM tried to bake some Scandinavian Saab soul into the product. Plus, those products had a limited shelf life from the start.

Tell Heinrich while he may be right about some of Saab's current products, he is wrong about it's future. And also ask him why he brought up the BLS, too. Talk about swaying from the topic.

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Dude, every f@#king article to come out of that site is a solid seven years behind the times.

Thats not even an exaggeration. In the wake of dozens of articles that claim that GM has gotten its design edge back, TTAC reaches deep within their own ass to pull out the claimed defamation of a brand that, for all the easily accessible future plans that are available, is very close to receiving its due product edge within GM.

These guys are absolutely embarassing. Its a shame that people take their $h! seriously, because you cannot produce anything that straddles the line of libel as close as their work.

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I've said similar things occasionally. Although I don't really care much for SAAB and never have, I do believe it totally needs to keep its Scandanavian quirkiness and design.

The current 9-3's center stack looks, well, American. The previous model had buttons, and lots of them, and it felt like you were sitting in a cockpit. Now, you're just sitting in a European Malibu... that has iginition in it's console, woohoo.

The 9-7x is a joke. Nice vehicle, plush, and totally NOT a SAAB.

I don't know if I can totally blame Lutz for this. I think GM's entire board was pretty apathetic as to how SAAB should be positioned or developed.

The problem with a company like SAAB is that it's buyers are niche buyers, and most are loyal and love their vehicles. However, if GM keeps 9-2x'ing the brand, they'll move to Volvo, or something else with more flair; and that may cause SAAB to either die off, or be sold to another company. GM still has time to remedy this and it sounds like they could be turning Trollhatten loose, which is promising.

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Dude, every f@#king article to come out of that site is a solid seven years behind the times.

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Yeah, no $h!. How many people wrote about the same exact thing four years ago?

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Why is he ranting about the dead-man-walking 9-7x? Rant about the new 9-5 if you're going to rant.

That said, while the 9-7x not a real Saab, it is easily the best of all the GMT-360s.

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