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my weekend

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so i wanna know how everyone elses weekend stacked up to mine? friday night i worked from 6-12am went home had a few beers then got called into West Chester (party town) got there and drank till 6am. woke up around 10am went home, had a few more beers, took a nap. then i woke up took a shower, had a beer (if anyone hasnt noticed yet there is a pattern here) and went to another party, which was actually for work and i did also a lot of drinkin there as well with Camino LS6, his family (hot sister), and friends. Where Camino LS6 had a speech and so did i, which was very, very slurred. after that i headed back into west chester picked up my buddies girl friend and a few of her friends then headed back out to my area to a graduation party of some girl i did not know. went to the party and found a free bar, 2 full kegs, and not a single person under the age of 35 other than my friends and myself. but that did not stop me from mingling and drinking. so around 1am the party starts to die down and mostly the younger crowd is left so we started playing baseketball which ended tragicly when the entire hoop (pole and all) came crashing down ontop of me giving me a large bruise and cut on my right arm. and around the 3am hour we went back into west chester to the diner had food, smoked, and talked for 2 hours. i stragled home after being buzzed for well over 24hrs and feel asleep around 530am. woke up at 830am went to work from 9am-10pm and that was my weekend. i did leave out some X rated material because im sure no one wants to hear and most will not believe it.... anyways who can beat that???
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me. 45 minutes of sleep in all three nights of the weekend, friday, saturday, sunday, only slept on saturday morning from 5:45-6:30 went to a boy scout summer campground to build a chapel with my boyscout troop . . . including my neighbor the scoutmaster . . . . first night drank some beer . . . even if it was bud and like drinking water . . . met this chick becca that my friend brought up with his girlfriend on friday hooked up in my tent 10 ft away from my neighbor in his tent, she left my tent at 545 and went back to her tent that she was sharing with m friends G/F and found out that the G/F had been kept up all night with the noise, as was my friends dad and my other unattached friend, next night we started hooking up, my friend saw us at like 200 hookinh up on a bench a little ways off, we left the bench and instead of going to sleep as we should have, we got a mattress, a sleeping bag, and a flashlight and hightailed it into the woods . . . needless to say, "gigity gigity gigity goo . . . oh yeah!" got back from that left the mattress in the woods, my friend was counting em and he was like 'hey were missing a mattress!?' i gave him a look and he shut up. we went out to breakfast with the boyscout troop and she ended up falling asleep soo many times it was obvious what had happened and a couple times she crashed while she was bringing eggs up to her mouth . . . . . yeah i wore her out . . . . yah so it was apparent then that we werent in our tents at 10.00 for lights out, and my older friend asked me when we got in and then said 'you know what? i dont want to know.' . . . . called my buddy up and first thing he said was 'dude i have to give you a high five and buy you a whole case of beer.' of course then i walked out of the room that my mom was sitting in towards a dif location. heh, i gave her my aim screen name and she bit . . . . its nice when ya hook up with a chick and she calls at all, its nicer when ya fuck like bunnies and she calls ya to tell ya how amazing it was and invites you to a party for another weekend session . . . . beat that!!!!!!!
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I can't beat the drinking and sleepless wandering part, but as far as the XXX part I've had my share of good $ex recently. :) Say hello to Camino for me. -Sly
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I hate you all... Especially Mute, damnit. Mother fucker. :lol: :D Why can't I have fun weekends like this? With drinking... Partying... Sex... Why? Instead I'm stuck at home all the fucking time being lonely, lonely, and lonely. Why, God, why? Do you hate me? Wait... that's a stupid question... :blink: :P But, why, damnit, why? I hate not having any fun and being bored out of my mind. I hate being lonely. I hate... everything. WHY?!?!?!?!?
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I hate you all... Especially Mute, damnit. Mother fucker. :lol: :D

Why can't I have fun weekends like this? With drinking... Partying... Sex... Why? Instead I'm stuck at home all the fucking time being lonely, lonely, and lonely. Why, God, why? Do you hate me? Wait... that's a stupid question... :blink: :P But, why, damnit, why? I hate not having any fun and being bored out of my mind. I hate being lonely. I hate... everything. WHY?!?!?!?!?

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Its not so bad :lol:

But seriously buy some craptacular car and either fix it up or have fun with it, thatll take up ur lonely time
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Yes, but then there's the cost of gas... If it was free, it'd be a great idea. Otherwise, I'm too damn poor.

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So use soe of your free time to get a job so you can party and buy a Fiero to take up the rest of your free time.
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hahahahahahaha suckas, im getting more action than a lot of you, and i just got a new shop, meaning i own one, my next month will rock
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Well, about two weekends ago I went to a warehouse party and [CENSORED TO PROTECT MYSELF LEGALLY], and then [THE REMOVAL OF THIS TEXT DOES NOT CONSISTUTE ADMISSION OF GUILT] and finally when I was almost there I [NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 80], and then at the after-hours place I continued to [ALL MATERIALS WERE RETURNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS AND I DISCLAIM ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR PERSONAL HARM] and finally made it home around 7:45, exhausted but I'm pretty sure I had a blast. Elements that may be considered "ultraporn" were removed to protect readers' sanity. Edited by chris
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ok mute...since you just HAD to go there let me tell you the other events of my weekend that i left out...and anyone who doubts this can contact Camino, because he KNOWs what i am capable of and usually is the first person that knows friday night my best friend was at this party with his new girl friend, and she had a lonely sister which i spent most of that night endulging inside and out saturday night/ sunday morning the second party i went to...towards the end of the night the party had started to wind down and there were only a handful of people left...two girls i had been talking to all night were interested so i took them out for breakfast at the diner and then back to my apartment hence the 530am bedtime... if anyone can beat this i would like to meet you personally and party with you and oh yeah if anyone is wondering how...be a landscaper and you will learn that, "Landscapers plant'em DEEPER and BETTER."
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ok mute...since you just HAD to go there let me tell you the other events of my weekend that i left out . . .

if anyone can beat this i would like to meet you personally and party with you


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yah well um i left out a lot too, and i just included what i felt was nessicary to the story


if your ever in MD near the metropolitan area hit me up my SN is Ecz317, you can find all you need to know from there i cooooouuuld beat that, ill let ya know at the end of thiiiiiis weekend . . . . or maybe the next one after that, cuz i got a full schedual brother and the weekdays arent boring either

:o http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AH-HA_wink.gif B)
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okay so another great weekend.... friday she got in at 500 from the metro and i went to see her fri - chilled at friends appt. for a few hours made out too much in front of my friends then we went to a suprise party for one of my friends i had a beer and a sandwhich and we made out a decent amount cuz my exgf was there, dinner at the mall made out wayyyy too much in the restaraunt, made out wayy too much at a movie ("Waiting"- funny as shit) and then throught out the night we prolly spent 4 hrs in thebackseat of friends car while he was driving us around with his gf in passenger we kinda made out the whole time regardless (its been 2 weeks and itll be another month soo) sat- met up at friends house chilled for like 20 mins i wasnt too happy cuz she had just smoked before i got there, went to Rudfuckers, i drove 7 people in my BLOOD RED VAN OF DOOM made a few people cry with my asshole-ish crazy nascar driving that night i was in a good mood played on the CB radio with friend frank he jismed on my car with his rear glass cleaner tube in his blazer and then we went back to friends house to chill... or so it seemed? stayed there for about 10 mins and then "weve only got an hour left till you gotta get home" from becca needless to say i got the message walked out the door away from "hey where are you guys going were gonna play poker?" i said nothing and waved goodbye. we drove around the block, went at it drove back and walked into a house full of "ahhhhh you guys are smiling and glowing" ha kissed then goodbye and thats it now shes back a state away till next month .......
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let's see...I got my windows limo tinted all the way around...looks damn sexy too. Washed my car like 3 times...took my car through some canyon/high speed runs...hung out with some friends, had a few beers here and there, my sister introduced me to this chick from her work. She's hot, thinks I'm hot, and loves my car (got the tinting just in time...bow-chicka-bow-bow). Also got some parts delivered for my car which I'm happy about and I just sent out an order to get new taillights and a nice short shift kit. I'm pretty happy, though I've got some homework to do.
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wow...that sucks...

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actually its pretty straight cuz i got to see this other chick up here and figure out whats up with me and her
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