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Cory Wolfe

BV Hates Raccoons... He Does... No Lie

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Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

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Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

What did one Raccoon say to the other Raccoon about the Millenia? "Taste like chicken!"

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So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks? :P

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

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So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks? :P

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

I think he ran into it?

I'm not sure what he meant by "ate", but that's the impression I get.

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you may hate the raccoons... but the raccoons love you... :P

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"Devoured" did not mean to literally have eaten it. :lol:

Anywho, yes, I hit a Raccoon and it definitely killed my foglight. I'll get a picture sometime.

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Coming this week: PETA files wrongful death suit against BV: "He was driving a Mazda, he should have zoom-soomed around the poor defenseless racoon."

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The pictures. You can see how it really f@#ked my foglight up... It even cracked my bumper. Stupid raccoon. You can see hair and a bit of blood, though. :P

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Oddly enough, the light still works...

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