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BV Hates Raccoons... He Does... No Lie

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Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

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Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

What did one Raccoon say to the other Raccoon about the Millenia? "Taste like chicken!"

So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks? :P

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks? :P

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

I think he ran into it?

I'm not sure what he meant by "ate", but that's the impression I get.

you may hate the raccoons... but the raccoons love you... :P

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"Devoured" did not mean to literally have eaten it. :lol:

Anywho, yes, I hit a Raccoon and it definitely killed my foglight. I'll get a picture sometime.

Coming this week: PETA files wrongful death suit against BV: "He was driving a Mazda, he should have zoom-soomed around the poor defenseless racoon."

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The pictures. You can see how it really f@#ked my foglight up... It even cracked my bumper. Stupid raccoon. You can see hair and a bit of blood, though. :P

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Oddly enough, the light still works...

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