BV Hates Raccoons... He Does... No Lie

[Cory Wolfe]

Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

Edited May 19, 2007 by blackviper8891

[Oracle of Delphi]

Why, you ask? Because one totally ran out in front of my Millenia tonight and totally devoured my right-side fog light, fog light bracket, and fog light surround. Totally not cool. The bastard.

What did one Raccoon say to the other Raccoon about the Millenia? "Taste like chicken!"

[FAPTurbo]

So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks?

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

[the_yellow_dart]

So... are Raccoons now more 'awesomer' than Rocks?

I'm an asshole. Sue me.

Still, that's a pretty sh*tty thing to happen. Bizzarre as well. Who would have thought those little bastards would have developed a taste for petroleum based plastics, and metals...

I think he ran into it?

I'm not sure what he meant by "ate", but that's the impression I get.

[04monteintimidator]

you may hate the raccoons... but the raccoons love you...

[Cory Wolfe]

"Devoured" did not mean to literally have eaten it.

Anywho, yes, I hit a Raccoon and it definitely killed my foglight. I'll get a picture sometime.

[thegriffon]

Coming this week: PETA files wrongful death suit against BV: "He was driving a Mazda, he should have zoom-soomed around the poor defenseless racoon."

[Cory Wolfe]

The pictures. You can see how it really f@#ked my foglight up... It even cracked my bumper. Stupid raccoon. You can see hair and a bit of blood, though.

Oddly enough, the light still works...

[Intrepidation]

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