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Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the women a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right here." Scroll down to learn what a 710 is. <img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a111/pocodamak/Erase%20later/ShowLetter.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
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Did you top off her blinker fluid and rotate her glass while you were at it? :P
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This sounds like the same woman that called me a dumbass because I was driving the correct way down a one-way lane at a shopping center.

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Well geez. Everyone knows you dont go the *right* way down those things. Dumbass.

:) :lol: :)

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