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Guest YellowJacket894

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Boredom created this thread.

The idea is to take one or more slogans from any company and make a sentence like:

"Oh, What a Feeling as you are Moving Forward until your Camry throws a gear!"

Make 'em as stupid as you can.

Have fun until the post count of this thread reaches 18 and drops back to the last page.

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An American Revolution : Moving Forward in a defective Camry (which is supposed to be The Ride of Your Life) makes you want to make a Bold Move into a Ford dealer, which is starting to Engineer Desire into their passenger cars.
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There is no substitute for grabbing life by the horns and buying the ultimate driving machine unless of course you realize that there's more mercedes to love

and just in case noone knows... those slogans are Porsche, Dodge, BMW and Mercedes, respectively

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Subaru. Driven by what's inside. Usually a strap-on.

Pontiac G5. Driving Excrement down your throat.

Mercury. New Doors Opened by sharing existing doors with Ford models.

Oldsmobile. Start Something. Then kill it off.

Ford. Built For The Road Ahead. Hopefully one with a Mechanic.

Honda. The Power Of Bribery.

Toyota. Get The Feeling your tranny skipped?

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Toyota Moving any Direction as Long as its forwardl

Mine...

"Toyota moving any direction as long its downhill"

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Toyota Avalon. Completely Rethought to be our problem car.

Chrysler. Inspiration Comes Standard. Unless you drive a Sebring.

Toyota Tundra. The Total Package, which adds up to about half of a Silverado.

Lexus. The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection in everything but seatbelts.

Infiniti FX. Ugly, by design .

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