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FAPTurbo

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  1. These parents WANT the child to be subjected to daily wedgies, and beatings on a daily basis?!
  2. My eyes...
  3. RR? Is that where the term 'Rice Rocket' comes from...
  4. He's probably completed 100% of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
  5. Man, that kid's bad-ass.
  6. Smells Like Nirvana - Weird Al Yankovic
  7. Yay! You have something to tow the Millenia now!
  8. Yipee! Seventeen more bible thumping, nutjob "Red Stater's" coming our way. These people give Catholics like me a bad name.
  9. Just Like Paradise - David Lee Roth
  10. We have these running around up in our parts, and I hate each and every one of them. They don't look that good, the quality is craptastic Mercedes, and you pay through the nose for that badge. All the ones I see in my area, (and I see a lot), have the cloth interior, and few luxuries. That's not a Mercedes... that's an overpriced econo-box. For $29,900 base (Canadian), you can get a Mazda 5 with leather and other options for just over 25K.
  11. You know the situation with China is getting a little insane when one of its former residents approaches me with a tin of fruit while I am working, and asks me in broken English to assure him it is NOT a product of China.
  12. Man, that sucks. You should have fought Xzibit though. Wiggers are insanely easy at winning a fight against.
  13. Thrill of Love - Autograph
  14. We n33ds a kitty t4r3Ad!
  15. From a Maserati... to a base/midline Sebring?! Now that's ghetto.
  16. ELL... EMM... AAY... OOH!
  17. Just finished the 'Saturday Night Fever' soundtrack.
  18. You'll have to do way worse than that to crush my Holden mug and Holden hat.
  19. t3h pwnx0r
  20. High School Graduation gift, eh?
  21. That's bad, man... Real bad.
  22. Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole. The Hunter - Dokken
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