trinacriabob

Assman (the only episode I saw in its entirety)

Why does "Spring Ahead" always happen on a weekend when you have too much on your plate? Makes you really appreciate "Fall back."

Didn't you get them as a little kid? I think I was no more than 8 when I got them.

So, why does he need this outlet? Did his wife pork out on him? Is he approaching midlife crisis? I mean, if he's over 30 (you said you've known him for 30 years), I hope the 19 y.o. is just a passing occurrence and not someone he wants to be with for anything beyond a poke or two. Or has his wife turned into a sn*t*h and he now feels vindicated? Let's hear more.

repeats

chemistry

Yo, Billy Ocn, wassup? Y'all be coo' on yo' birthday!

Where did THIS come from?

Oreos

Rotsa Ruck

You spelled Florida wrong but Radisson correctly. :AH-HA_wink: I'm jealous. That's where I'd like to be right now!

friggin'

amen

Reg, analytical like an (what you do for a living).True. As they lean back, if you look real close, you can see the faint suture line in the fold underneath the boob where they stuck in the silicone bags. Most plastic surgery is hidden in creases...I'm from L.A. where everyone shows off the work they've had done. I'm with you on this...except for the few who do it for the money and can compartmentalize it away, many have had and will have less than optimal lives. The litmus test: Not a girl you'd want to bring home to Mom and Dad.

Would your parents like it if your sister (if you have any) was a stripper? Mine wouldn't. I know the money can be good. However, my family would not approve and I would not approve if I had a daughter and that's what she wanted to do. We all have our thresholds. The ones I saw at the few clubs I've been to with friends in Portland OR were hard and kind of had an edge. Maybe they are different in more upscale clubs. That's not how I like to spend my money, though.

unlimited mileage

enterprise

A couple of thoughts: 1. Did he have to pay? I bet a lot who table dance and stuff hook on the side. 2. I've heard a lot of them are lesbians. That's what I was told in Portland. They are so tired of having guys hit on them for access to you know where that they turn to other women who will give them the "tenderness" they need. Isn't that a pile of crap? I bet that women who want to "do them" would want to for the exact same reason guys would - for their looks and their body, and that's if they don't look hard and skanky like so many of them do. And then when they have pierced labia....fuggedaboutit. I really wonder what, deep down, makes a stripper happy. If she eventually chooses some dude to settle down with, what would be her criteria and could she really make a go of it? So tell us what happened from there.

They are T A C K Y. My opinion, and I have many. Just keep your car clean and keep the fresh air circulating through it when you can.

rotor

tmp, you are putting me to shame. I am of the extraction indicated by this food and I could not cook an Italian dish to save my life. BTW, if you like Carbonara, try a sauce called Boscaiola....even better (pinkish sauce, onions, bacon and mushrooms).

What's the story with Equal and Splenda. I am constantly wrestling with the LAST 10 pounds but as much as I am a vacuum cleaner for food, being this much over isn't that bad. Seriously, though, I do use the above brands. They don't have warning labels. Are they dangerous too?

Croc: Do you have good recipes for alligator? I heard it takes like chicken. Seriously, in South Florida, they have those stands where you can taste a "Gator Burger." Thought this would be up your (Alligator) alley. (The Floridians on the board will get this last pun).

Enzora, what is the root of this fear (since you got an 11)? I admittedly think a lot about it too...and how to avoid it. The one way I do not want to go is being someone's lunch...that is dead last! (No pun intended) I just rented "Open Water" the other night. No more ocean swimming for me. I haven't gone into the ocean since the summer of 2001 rash of shark attacks. I've often thought it would follow "he who lives by the sword dies by the sword." In my case, that would be an airplane as I like to travel. Still, I don't want to go that way either.

hex