Halo

Dude! WTF? I read that and I still cant stop laughing! Jesus Christ, that grammar is an insultment to Kentuckians anywhere. Where did you find that, YJ?

My mom used to own a white 91' montecarlo. She took pretty good care of it until she virtually demolished it in a car accident involving a blonde bimbo who was stting in the middle (yes, i mean middle) of the road when she was stopped by the a bunch of road workers and mom just happen to come along and her crud shot breaks gave out when she tried to stop raming the blonde stright forward and me (who just happened to not be wearing seat belts, i will add) flying straight into the dash board. Whatever happened to the car afterward, i dunno (that slam from the dash board was pretty damn hard) however i have seen around town the same model and color montecarlo with a few scratches in the front and an obviously replaced car hood.

My mom used to own a white 91' montecarlo. She took pretty good care of it until she virtually demolished it in a car accident involving a blonde bimbo who was stting in the middle (yes, i mean middle) of the road when she was stopped by the a bunch of road workers and mom just happen to come along and her crud shot breaks gave out when she tried to stop raming the blonde stright forward and me (who just happened to not be wearing seat belts, i will add) flying straight into the dash board. Whatever happened to the car afterward, i dunno (that slam from the dash board was pretty damn hard) however i have seen around town the same model and color montecarlo with a few scratches in the front and an obviously replaced car hood.

canned cheese

whale

oh, jesus, the other day I got up at about 6 for school, it was 71 fricken degrees out and damn, was it windy (it went all the way up to 35 miles or more according to the radio). Then about 4 hours later it had plummeted all the way to 56 then to about 38-35 about 2 hours after that. And worst of all, the electricity went out cuz the wind knocked a few trees on the lines and we were like that from about 10 to about 2.

Snuggles the bear

honestly, I dont give a crap about any of them. Rosie is rarely heard of nowadays because people realized that she over her 5 minutes of fame and wasnt even funny in the first place. Oprah (although i dont personaly think she is, it wouldnt surprise me if she was a lesbian) is too but no one can get rid of her because she bribes the bejebus outa the media. Everyone's so annoyed at he by now that she probaly couldnt get a guy if her life depended in it.

I love beef jerky. For that matter any kind of jerky... My grandparents make killer deer jerky using a family recipie they developed years ago. It's really good and it has a pretty considerable popularity amongst the locals (unfortunately, they wont shut up asking me for it). lol.

Milk. Usually from the cereal bowl. If not that i have water on the extremely rare ocasion or nothing at all. I never drink cofee because it tastes bad usually and i never drink juice beause of the friggen high sugar content (I'm a diabetic and it SUCKS), and, on a higher note: I pretty much never have a lot of time in the morning to get anything to drink.

trading spaces

ok, this has probaly already been said but: JUST KEEP THE FRICKEN IMPALA! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ON IT TO GET RID OF IT. IF THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT- FIX IT! MY DAD CAN HELP YOU WITH WHAT EVER IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT IF YOU CANT DO IT YOUR SELF. YOU DONT NEED A NEW CAR RIGHT NOW SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!! Ok, thanx for your time. have a nice day. good bye

Try taking a few days off from everything. If that dont work, then maybe you should consider revising your life style and see if changing it would help. Well, it might help, you never know.

Kentucky has about a million diffrent licence plates. Right now thier most popular have these little holographic lines on them. Well, at least thats what I mostly see.

hole

My sincerest apologies for such a loss, Camino. I know well of what it is like to loose someone you care about. But fret not, something good is in your future to balance your loss. Always remember, your father loved you very much and wishes you a happy life. We do to.

Altitude

Alchemist (wait, where'd that come from?)

Cuddled

Happiness is: spending time with people you havent seen in years, caring for those who need it and seeing their smiles of gratitude, realizing life isnt as bad as you think it is, proving to your stubborn dad that you were right about the incomming storm and that you did know what you were talking about (by the way thats an inside joke)

Holy christ, dude, the question is not only how could THEY keep that thing setting out that long but how could YOU let it set out that long? didnt you check on it or something? Come on, man your life cant be that busy. Oh yeah, I'd totally get a lawyer for that crap, no way in the world would i let anyone do me like that.

nevermind, i found out, sorry to bother you

Hey guys, whats a "nema"? someone aksed me what mine was and i dont know what they're talking about.

Life is such a strange thing: you live your life in suclusion for such a long time, locked away in your room away from everyone else. But one day you wake up to find several opened photo albums on your bed and floor from the night before when your mom went through them, revealing pictures symbolizing your past and it's many, more simpler chapters. Then it hits you: "What am I doing?!" After that you try to make up for your lost time with your family and freinds but only to find most of those you had loved to be with as a small child are there no longer. Your smiling aunts no longer have intrest in you because you are to old to tend to and uncles are usually working. Your cousins are grown into teenagers and have either moved away by that time or would rather spend time with their freinds and usually avoid you. And some aren't there at all to find but have passed on to a greater eternity leaving only a head stone and a grave. All you are left with now are those photo albums and those memories of childhood which are slowly rusting and fading. But still you press on in life; and keeping a lesson in mind: Time thrown away can never be regained no matter how hard you try.

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