Oracle of Delphi

Mexico

Trotsky

What were you doing with that cucumber, oops I mean vegetation again?

Did you get the porn set? 3 DVD's, Blow Up Doll and KY? Oh if you like women of substance, you can ask them to supersize the Blow Up Doll! EDIT: I save the Blow Up Dolls, they come in handy when you're in an HOV lane!

Just do what every other Red Blooded American Male does when their wife or GF are away, WATCH PORN!!!

Hmmmm, I saw your picture today, you should not put things off to much, there is snow on your roof!

I'm going to buy it and drive it all over Chester County!

I prefer the name Skyhawk more, I remember that emblem all over the Buick City Plant in Flint, MI before GM tore the plant down.

It's not that bad, I'm just hard of hearing!

Welcome to C&G Hollingsworth!

Did you say breathing or breeding?

The Custom-S gets 7-MPG! God I love that car!

Do you also need one of my retired Plant Floor Robots armed with a Klingon Pain Stick? Here Sweet Suzie, Börger (AKA: PCS) has a little treat for you! Here Girl!

But of course, you should see what I can make a plant floor robot do! Resistance is Futile!

I'd walk before I bought a Cerberus product!

I suggest a Klingon Pain Stick!

See this is what happens when you name cars G1 - G10, Stupid, stupid names! They mean nothing and stand for even less!

I wish GM would take a poll, and take the top 10 best car models that people voted on and remake them, 1 car model per year for 10 years. Imagine them rebuilding the 1969 GTO Judge or whatever is your favorite again for 1 whole year.

Or someone else! I have more hair on my big toe than he has on his chest!

I think you have a cavity, and you have a nose hair that needs to be trimmed!

XM

Damn!!!!! One word for you, Percocet!!!!!

Earth to Nick, come in Nick! Houston, we have a problem!

Of course, it's an Opel!