Pop quiz...
1) You come upon a toll booth. The lane is marked SunPass/exact change and there is no 'booth,' merely a basket for change, 25 cents to be exact. You...
a) Stop, toss in correct change, proceed.
b) Drive at reduced speed, listen to your transponder beep, proceed.
c) Stop, toss in a dollar bill. Wait. When gate doesn't open, toss, in another dollar bill. Wait. When gate still doesn't open, honk furiously and yell for an attendant. When attendant walks up and points out its exact change only, returns your dollar bill, keeps one, and returns 75 cents (depositing the toll in the basket), you argue with him about why he only gave you back $1.75.
2) You come upon another toll booth. The booth itself is unattended, the gate locked in the 'up' position, the green light flashing, and a digital readout displays 'NO TOLL COLLECTED TODAY.' You...
a) Proceed through the toll gate at normal speed
b) Look ahead, slow slightly, realize you don't have to pay a toll, resume at speed.
c) Stop briefly, realize you don't have to pay a toll, accelerate
d) Stop, look inside the toll booth befuddled, look at your passenger, look back in the booth, then proceed to toss like a dollar and a half of change into the basket before realizing you're a dolt. Accelerate.
3) You're a pedestrian trying to cross a mall parking lot while talking on your cell phone. An oncoming car stops and waves for you to cross. You make a hand gesture that appears to the driver as waving him on as if you'll wait. Driver begins to accelerate and you begin to cross. Driver notices and stops, still about 10ft away. You.
a) Wave a 'sorry!' and step back on the curb
b) Wave a 'sorry!' and continue walking across
c) Simply walk across with nothing said or gestures
d) Yell out at the top of your lungs, "f@#kING WATCH OUT!!" then proceed to call me an asshole.
Yeah, C, C, and D happened to me this week.