ocnblu

Scion tC

improvisation

horrible body odor

Arnold? The pig from Green Acres? Sweatin' to the Oldies just wasn't cuttin' it anymore. :AH-HA_wink:

Z16

death and taxes

Rain-x

optional

Speed Racer

It would be bad news for the new Camry, imo, with the Corolla being so old and utterly boring.

I don't have a problem with them. I have a Comcast cable connection.

chronometer

loki, that was fantastic! I'm going to try that next time. (Paramedics, stand by.)

Oldsmoboi: Stabilitrak.

tachometer

headlights

xenon

Rocket-powered Lincoln Mark V

Well, I went in this morning. I touched my toes for 30 seconds, then jumped on the treadmill for a half hour, 5% incline, 3.8 mph. Then I went upstairs and stared at the equipment for a while before taking the plunge. I got on the upper ab thing, the buttbuster thing, the thing with the bar that you pull down and the leg curl thing. I curled some dumbells. Then when I went to get dressed in the locker room, some dude with plucked eyebrows walked in and saw my pecker. I had to quick turn my back and put my jeans on. I felt fantastic afterward. I knew if I overdid it I might hurt tomorrow, but I think I'll be aiight. I'm glad I joined!

tmp, I saw that last night as well. He made fun of everybody in that movie. When they broke into the Mortgage Broker's convention... O...M...G...!!!

Uh, thanks for the link there, Wildman. No "Reno 911" shorts for me. Just supersexy sweatpants and a t-shirt.

scintillating

battery

Tiger Woods? Just kidding Variance. You've always been cool with me.

Shoot, we've all cried about the supposed wimpy Chinese V6 in the current Torrent/Equi, but in the real world, it feels plenty adequate. This thing will have 95 hp more than the current version, with much more torque. Why must we sell it short already?